Tuesday, June 21, 2016
Trump as Kaiser Wilhelm
approaches every question
with an open mouth. Riot!
So...he’s making up for shy ones
like you, who didn’t speak out
multitudinous times. And Rout!-
ing such Respectable Quiet.
Labels: fear, Kaiser, political speech, post truth, Post Truth Politics, shy, speaking out, Trump
Wednesday, August 07, 2013
Stylistics
Creative Team
-They’ll take the Senate if we can’t scare more
moderates.
-Humongous black and white billboard with
stark words?
-STOP THE FASCISTS HERE !
-Why is there such understatement in politics?
-Have no idea. Did they teach you fancy rhetorical tricks
at Bates?
-I don’t know. I just tried to keep from freezing. How about Emory?
-We sipped bourbon and laughed at Hee-Haw Georgians.
-Thus have we come to this!
-What?
-Exactly.
Labels: language, political advertising, political speech, political strategy, politics
Wednesday, July 03, 2013
Truth whispered due to raw context
Supporting Three
1/ Oh my God the august actual head of the totally large Enchilada! And poking up over our humble cubicle!
-That new creamer tastes like crap!
2/ Not a fan?
-Throw it out and go buy the old kind again.
1/ Done!
-And who's working on my speech? Raise hands! Okay,
the usual trio of idiots. Well, put in more Freedom!
2/ Especially pertaining to eternal vigilance?
-Bingo fuckin bingo! They eat that shit up!
3/ Perfect scam.
-I heard that, Whisperer. Why does he always whisper?
Anyway, o brilliant tightass, nothing is perfect in politics.
Labels: campaign, Enchilada, freedom, political speech, vigilance
