Friday, June 29, 2018
Democrats,
returning the screwing after last
Supreme Court Appointment stolen?
Nope.
Tweedy Professors can't fight…
already balancing mini Danish
on the wrist whilst the hand cradles
Earl Grey…
All that's quite enough at once! don’t
you think?
And against totally nasty pieces of work
called REPUBLICANS?
Well Vegas won't bother with odds there.
Doesn’t even resemble a bet!
Labels: Democrat, political strategy, profs, Republican, soft, strategy
Monday, May 22, 2017
“It’s POLITICS!
You crawl low,
I crawl lower.”
“Is there a lowest?”
“I don’t think so, but Life
is DISCOVERY!”
Labels: political morality, political strategy, politicians, politics
Wednesday, August 05, 2015
Volume in Politics
Democratic Strategist
-We always run the same way:
THEY’RE CRAZY! WE’RE NOT!
-But we got our crazies too.
-Few. Far between. Impotent.
Labels: crazies, crazy, Democrat, Left, political strategy, Republican, Right
Wednesday, August 07, 2013
Stylistics
Creative Team
-They’ll take the Senate if we can’t scare more
moderates.
-Humongous black and white billboard with
stark words?
-STOP THE FASCISTS HERE !
-Why is there such understatement in politics?
-Have no idea. Did they teach you fancy rhetorical tricks
at Bates?
-I don’t know. I just tried to keep from freezing. How about Emory?
-We sipped bourbon and laughed at Hee-Haw Georgians.
-Thus have we come to this!
-What?
-Exactly.
Labels: language, political advertising, political speech, political strategy, politics
Wednesday, March 06, 2013
Vulgar Strategy
-We're running you as fuckin Mr Smith goes
to fuckin Washington.
-A certain euphony, but I'm not a boyscout
or boyscout leader.
-Who cares about that shit?
-And Jimmy Stewart was a rail. I'm challenged
in the avoirdupois department.
-Forget all that! Video of you staring and teary
at the Lincoln Memorial! There's ten thousand
votes without lifting a finger! Your fresh eyes!
-My eyes as jaded as an old whore's! Hey I
represented trade associations. Been here
hundreds of times.
-Let it go!
-A lobbyist!
-Don't know this word.
Labels: boyscout, Jimmy Stewart, Lincoln, lobbyist, Mr Smith, political strategy, Washington
Thursday, November 29, 2012
So we'll go no more a-roaming–-
a political air
Yet, run to Right and Die.
Just what Wall St Hack
accomplished, in order
not to piss maniacs.
Necessary politics
and Death Wish. With
Dems would be bounce
towards Left, but that's in
mysterious coma for
the nonce.
Awaiting kiss from
Prince or Princess?
(I thought Frog, but
Frogs are so French.)
a political air
Yet, run to Right and Die.
Just what Wall St Hack
accomplished, in order
not to piss maniacs.
Necessary politics
and Death Wish. With
Dems would be bounce
towards Left, but that's in
mysterious coma for
the nonce.
Awaiting kiss from
Prince or Princess?
(I thought Frog, but
Frogs are so French.)
Labels: French, Left, political strategy, Right
Thursday, October 06, 2011
Finishing Thoughts for GOP
-OGAW!
-Ugliest anagram yet.
-“Only what we can get away with.”
-Wide application.
-Yeah, but let's talk Race.
-Race Card, Race whatever....
-there’s a fearful swarm gotta be served!
-And some live in Dry Cow Gulch, dustiest West. Three blacks
passed through once.
-Just the place to bus Lurk-Negroes for a little visit.
-I can see Jingos, the old cowboy cook at the Destiny Diner...
-peering out from the kitchen as the scrambled eggs toughen
on the grill.
-That's some image!
-It’s all image.
Labels: GOP and Race, political strategy, Race
Monday, January 24, 2011
CRF
-Weeks are going by and it's all CRF.
Crap with Rhetorical Flourishes.
-You may call it that. But it's our platform.
-But it's doomed. The other house will ignore it
or shoot it down. If by some miracle it reaches
the president, he'll veto.
-Meanwhile, the great ideas mature. Waiting for...
-What great ideas? Same shit your gang has been trotting out for a hundred years!
-Aging like fine wine!
-Meanwhile there's urgent business!
-I hope not. My constituents are anti-government.
They sent me here to do nothing.
-You’re becoming the patron saint of that movement.
-Amen amen I say to you that if a man is given a fish
he eats it. But if you teach him to fish...!
-Uh huh? You promise such and never deliver.
-Not a perfect world.
Labels: political strategy, Republican
Friday, September 17, 2010
High Visitor
-I'm here because you're in trouble!
-We're leading!
-Yeah, but opponent just congratulated you
on clean campaign. That means their polls see a lean.
-I needn't ask further...
-Three weeks left. Lifetime! First two: Communist-Socialist-
Atheist-Scumbag-Thief!
-Plus, he’ll vote thumbs down when on Grandma’s Death Panel? Uh huh. Well there went our Mr Smith Goes To Washington pure outsider!
-Professional Wrestling! Your glowing virgin couldn’t take opponent’s filth one more minute! So he's compelled
to fight back even dirtier!
-And the last week? I'm guessing fag.
-Bingo!
-Well our own person isn’t the butchest knife in the drawer.
Prefers dancing with your son whilst wifey bottles preserves
as a matter of fact.
-U-tube him wrapped in bandoleers at gun nuts picnic!
-He might be queer but he's truly queer for Second Amendment?
-Bingo again!
-We’ll cover the board, and I’ll never again be able
to face this vilest of un-patriots at my church.
-You don’t face anybody in this town, you face ‘em down!
-I'm here because you're in trouble!
-We're leading!
-Yeah, but opponent just congratulated you
on clean campaign. That means their polls see a lean.
-I needn't ask further...
-Three weeks left. Lifetime! First two: Communist-Socialist-
Atheist-Scumbag-Thief!
-Plus, he’ll vote thumbs down when on Grandma’s Death Panel? Uh huh. Well there went our Mr Smith Goes To Washington pure outsider!
-Professional Wrestling! Your glowing virgin couldn’t take opponent’s filth one more minute! So he's compelled
to fight back even dirtier!
-And the last week? I'm guessing fag.
-Bingo!
-Well our own person isn’t the butchest knife in the drawer.
Prefers dancing with your son whilst wifey bottles preserves
as a matter of fact.
-U-tube him wrapped in bandoleers at gun nuts picnic!
-He might be queer but he's truly queer for Second Amendment?
-Bingo again!
-We’ll cover the board, and I’ll never again be able
to face this vilest of un-patriots at my church.
-You don’t face anybody in this town, you face ‘em down!
Labels: political strategy
Friday, July 30, 2010
Democrats’ 2010 Strategy Against Republicans
“These people brought ruin
& have gone crazy to boot!”
Will this screed succeed?
...being only true.
Truth? What’s that?
rapped posing Pilate.
Labels: Democrat, political strategy, Republican
