Thursday, May 03, 2018

 

Rich Man, Poor etc.


-Last year, Income 140 mil. This year,
due to nefarious manipulators,
Income, 139. Thus I learn humility.


-That’s a lot of humility! One Million
Simoleons worth!


-Enormous!


-And I thought only the little guy
got fucked in Great America:
SILLY ME!

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Friday, July 15, 2016

 

Direct



Not that he was one for radical experiments,
but Ash revolted that Spring day.

Pale knot in front of his building, and crude sign:

                        FAMILY HASENT EATIN!

Up to his office, but has had Doorman Charlie bundle them
into his limo for a trip to the boatyard.

Now, Secretary Jeanine texts Hobart Grimsley there.

       Sml yacht delv 2wks. Train this crew!

His old Captain back, of course, but woman
to handle galley. Man, bartender and
general mate. The one cockeyed girl
helping  her mother. Other girl, waitress.

Just his business partner along for the
shakedown cruise. Nursing frosty gin and
tonics as afterglow slides silkily under.

“Gotta...be cutest waitress of all time!”

“Thinking of marrying her.”

“You’re some Libertarian! Fuck anybody!”







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Wednesday, May 20, 2015

 

Philosophy, at its finest, in, therefore, dialog of sorts


-It’s gotten too involved with scratch-ass preachers,
so...what is the Republican Philosophy anyway?

-Leave us the fuck alone. We’re piling up money here
and don’t need no pansy regulations!


-Soft pedal that and you get the Democrats.

-Unfair! They WILL toss a bone to Poor and
Middle Class.

-Why do you never toss a bone in a roomful
of rapacious Republicans?

-That’s an entirely stupid question!

-I went to college.

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Wednesday, August 27, 2014

 

Sustaining


Short Political Conversation

Buster, who has remained a Reagan Democrat,
thus Republican, seemingly out of inertia, asks 

Lou, "Why are you a Democrat?

“With them, poor and middle class have
someWHAT of a chance. With the Republicans,
none.”

“Not a strong commitment.”

“Mostly against. You?”

“A to Z? Abortion.”

“And Z?”

“See A.”

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Monday, July 28, 2014

 

Skin In the Game


The Poor line up to give a dollar to the Rich,
and are roundly congratulated. Real affection!

(Coffee and Danish had been suggested, but give
‘em an inch...)

Banker C Hogart Marilsohn said to no one, after
staying for the whole event, “Well, not so bad!
A whitewall for the antique Bentley.”

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Friday, April 04, 2014

 

GOP Largesse to the Poor



They Probably WON'T Always Be With Us

-Can't have health insurance for all without subsidizing
poor people. Just can't be done, and that sticks in the
Republican craw.

-The bums'll go out and get sick for the benefits?

-Yeah, like the lazy bastards who'd rather collect unemployment
than work!

-That last according to Senator So and So, anyway.

-Takes one to know one.

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Saturday, May 14, 2011

 


Kitchen Privileges

The dirty t-shirt lifts his
eggs to smellier heights.

“Hey Mac! Like, don't fry them
to extinction. Give some-
body else a shot at the stove.”

Easy familiarity at these places
as you're informed to cool it.

Could be nut, someday.
Who stabs. One, perhaps,
you've cut in front before.

Nothing in their heads
but trash, and
they remember.

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