Tuesday, October 09, 2018

 

Character


He got everything wrong.
Period!

Still fumbling into middle years.

Men say nice, women sweet.

His sister, Gloria, Glo-Glo,
claims he misperceived
from birth.

“We had to burn down the
damn school, get him out!”

Told how others love him:

“That and a quarter will buy you…
I don’t even know anymore!
Nothing! Squat!”

She shot at a boyfriend but missed.

Presently taking NRA course.

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Saturday, August 25, 2018

 

Puzzling Character


-No mystery here, believe me:
Think Crazy-quilt!

-All too much! Main threads being?

-Fear and lying.

-Falling into the male character then?

-Setting the hallmark!

-I think I recognize you. My first
husband!

-Everybody’s.

-Uh? Swinging just the ONE way?

-Moving with the times.

-A broken heart for every light on
Broadway.

-Not quite doubled my quota.

-One way of looking at you then:
ultimately just a crushed faggot!

-Nobody gets one way.

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Thursday, November 17, 2016

 

Krill and Moe


-Let us speak of the American Economic Miracle!

-Where the entirely crooked businessman breaks no laws?

-When he dies they’ll screw him into the ground!

-Saving, thus, casket price? You’re just jealous.

-I’ve missed many thieving opportunities.

-Your loss is my pain.

-Genuine?

-Nah!

-Then...is nothing?

-Bingo!

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Wednesday, October 19, 2016

 

Rutabagas Are Constant Numbers


-This saying what you please
when you please didn’t
start with Trump.

-Chaos!

-It has always announced
that it’s all a joke anyway,
so? What’s the difference?

-Life is Trash TV where nothing
connects? Nihilism up the bung hole!

-My first wife is the sick benchmark!

-But you escaped her sane!

-Rutabagas Are Constant Numbers

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Tuesday, March 11, 2014

 

Standoff


The man who believed in nothing met
the woman who rejected everyone

 

Hey! A month
& they're still

instructing
each other.

If they run out,
worlds await!

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Monday, February 27, 2012

 

Mamba Snake in Coffee Room

At least the dream offhand.
Dr L in last-gasp Freud-speak

pounces "repressed Homosexuality!”
Dr Y counters with “slithering Evil!”
But Dr P scoffs at their “Theological

lies!” His trump, the latest: “Nothing
ever means anything. Period.” Quoting

Duke Ellington’s “It don't mean a thing”
then--to lighten the explicator’s touch.

“And it most definitely ain't got no swing!”
2 wags add. Anyway, P’s approach fated

to lose in Academy life. They
simply won’t promote you:
be meaningless anyway!

Our Freudian, though, frets
not, what with clinical Texas
and Virginia probing vaginas.



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