Thursday, August 24, 2017
Two For the Hee-Haw
Before and After
-To truly experience Fascism, you must
go to one of Trump’s Rallies.
...
-Blood and soil!
-The blood will be in your nose, and
the soil in your pants.
-Ja wohl! Makes it real!
/////
The Right Plays
-Will Trump ever get together
with us Fellow Republicans?
-Must! For Fascism!
-American Fascism could
obliterate the World!
-Why stop dere? O mein NASA Fuhrer!
Labels: American Fascism, Blood and Soil, Fascism, NASA, Republican, Republican Fascism
Sunday, August 13, 2017
Two For Now
-President barking at the North Koreans
like a First Sergeant.
-Finding his stripes?
-When he does they’ll be penal!
-Got the poor gooks in a shit fit!
-What else is new?
-Nazis rioting in Charlottesville.
-Fascism got tired of creeping
and into full gallop?
-Ja whol!
-Why not throw in a few Seig Heils?
-Not quite time.
-I’m losing patience! Unless the Republicans
can return to their old aplomb in going up
our ass for their billionaire buddies, I’m turning
off on freaking politics entirely!
-Where are the aplombs of yesteryear?
-Annie barred the door!
-I thought that was Katy.
-She’ll do in a pinch.
-Bring in the chorus girls anyway! Who can stand the rest?
-Wonderful! But we gotta flush out the clowns first.
-Clown-Flushing the greatest skill known to man.
-How about to women?
-They just laugh.
-Bitterly?
-There’s another way?
-Kumbaya!
-No more of that drizzly shit for me ! Everybody laughed.
-Let them snort coke!
-Marie Antoinette said that.
-From the basket?
-Yeah, the original Talking Head!
Labels: American Fascism, Fascism, Kumbaya, Marie Antoinette, Nazi, President.Marie, Republican
Saturday, November 19, 2016
-Is it Fascism yet?
-You always ask that under
Republicans?
-Their love! Law und Order,
Crack Some Skulls. Make
America grate again! G-r-a...
-Don’t spell it! And, thereby,
The One-Percent super
comfortable?
-Both parties strive there–-
called “Reaching for the
Golden Ring.”
-Will you be brought in
for questioning and never
again heard from?
-Promise you'll remember me!
-It it's allowed. Didn’t Hamlet say
words to your effect?
-Why he’ll be forbidden.
-What happened to Reagan’s
Shining City on the Hill?
-Shines tried climbing up to it.
Labels: American Fascism, Fascism, Hamlet, Law and Order, Reagan, Republican, Republican Fascism, Shining City on Hill
Thursday, October 13, 2016
The Right Media
frequently congratulates itself
on its brilliance.
Especially the contention that
Fascism will come from the Left.
Not the bet presently.
Labels: American Fascism, Fascism, Left, Right, Right Fascism, Right Media
Friday, February 27, 2015
Two Comedians on a Shingle
BOTH
We live in Cocoa Beach, awash in
putrid Right-Wing Radio.
ONE
That's ONE Fascist stink!
TWO
Aspiring. Too incoherent to get there yet.
ONE
Beware! The Idiots' Lobby is very very
strong!
TWO
I'm bewaring! Should I get a gun?
ONE
What else?
TWO
We're spose to dance off singing a song
about mothers.
ONE
Uh uh! Mine just told me to go f-
TWO
Why do some people ruin just perfectly
lovely schemes? Family, Home, Nation!
ONE
It's like a tide-ful of rubbers.
TWO
But THAT could be either Right OR Left!
ONE
Not aesthetically.
Labels: aesthetics, American Fascism, Cocoa Beach, Fascism, Left, Right Wing Radio
Monday, April 02, 2012
O Paddy Dear
and did you hear
the Fascists are
buying the Presidency
for the Republicans?
Patriots, they expect nothing
in return. (btw Oakland Bay one
just had a spiffy refurbishment;
Brooklyn number still an antique.)
Looking to 2020: "Mister Chairman,
I rise in favor of HR 9188, that
states that recalcitrant workers
can be beaten--only though with
a physician present. Oh haven't
irresponsible managers walked
out on their responsibilities before!
Well those days are gone forever!
And before the other side pipes up
with their Goody-Two-Shoes-ism,
Supreme Court has found not
cruel and unusual punishment
but quite appropriate indeed."
and did you hear
the Fascists are
buying the Presidency
for the Republicans?
Patriots, they expect nothing
in return. (btw Oakland Bay one
just had a spiffy refurbishment;
Brooklyn number still an antique.)
Looking to 2020: "Mister Chairman,
I rise in favor of HR 9188, that
states that recalcitrant workers
can be beaten--only though with
a physician present. Oh haven't
irresponsible managers walked
out on their responsibilities before!
Well those days are gone forever!
And before the other side pipes up
with their Goody-Two-Shoes-ism,
Supreme Court has found not
cruel and unusual punishment
but quite appropriate indeed."
Labels: American Fascism, Republican, Super Pac
Thursday, March 24, 2011
Idiots Onboard
I like the cable crime
shows from Europe. Dark-
ly complex. & when
there's a political back-
ground, same as here:
Nazis versus the rest of us.
Latest pseudo-intellectual
suck-pop is that Nazis
are actually LEFT Wingers.
Exposes yet another Euro-delusion.
Why those poor idiots abroad
contend, too, that their high wages
& month vacations & strong
unions & universal medical care
& unemployment safety net
are actually good things. But fools
have traded Freedom for them.
Heil Freedom! The true bread being
that for the spirit, not the gross body!
Labels: American Fascism, European Socialism, Fascism, freedom