Thursday, August 24, 2017

 

Two For the Hee-Haw


Before and After

-To truly experience Fascism, you must
go to one of Trump’s Rallies.
...

-Blood and soil!

-The blood will be in your nose, and
the soil in your pants.

-Ja wohl!  Makes it real!


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The Right Plays

-Will Trump ever get together
with us Fellow Republicans?

-Must! For Fascism!

-American Fascism could
obliterate the World!

-Why stop dere? O mein NASA Fuhrer!

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Sunday, August 13, 2017

 

Two For Now


-President barking at the North Koreans
like a First Sergeant.

-Finding his stripes?

-When he does they’ll be penal!

-Got the poor gooks in a shit fit!

-What else is new?

-Nazis rioting in Charlottesville.

-Fascism got tired of creeping
and into full gallop?

-Ja whol!

-Why not throw in a few Seig Heils?

-Not quite time.

-I’m losing patience! Unless the Republicans
can return to their old aplomb in going up
our ass for their billionaire buddies, I’m turning
off on freaking politics entirely!

-Where are the aplombs of yesteryear?

-Annie barred the door!

-I thought that was Katy.

-She’ll do in a pinch.

-Bring in the chorus girls anyway! Who can stand the rest?

-Wonderful! But we gotta flush out the clowns first.

-Clown-Flushing the greatest skill known to man.

-How about to women?

-They just laugh.

-Bitterly?

-There’s another way?

-Kumbaya!

-No more of that drizzly shit for me ! Everybody laughed.

-Let them snort coke!

-Marie Antoinette said that.

-From the basket?

-Yeah, the original Talking Head!

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Saturday, November 19, 2016

 

-Is it Fascism yet?


-You always ask that under
Republicans?

-Their love! Law und Order,
Crack Some Skulls. Make
America grate again! G-r-a...

-Don’t spell it! And, thereby,
The One-Percent super
comfortable?

-Both parties strive there–-
called “Reaching for the
Golden Ring.”

-Will you be brought in
for questioning and never
again heard from?

-Promise you'll remember me!

-It it's allowed. Didn’t Hamlet say
words to your effect?

-Why he’ll be forbidden.

-What happened to Reagan’s
Shining City on the Hill?

-Shines tried climbing up to it.


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Thursday, October 13, 2016

 

The Right Media


frequently congratulates itself
on its brilliance.

Especially the contention that
Fascism will come from the Left.

Not the bet presently.

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Friday, February 27, 2015

 

Two Comedians on a Shingle


BOTH
We live in Cocoa Beach, awash in
putrid Right-Wing Radio.

ONE
That's ONE Fascist stink!

TWO
Aspiring. Too incoherent to get there yet.

ONE
Beware! The Idiots' Lobby is very very
strong!

TWO
I'm bewaring! Should I get a gun?

ONE
What else?

TWO
We're spose to dance off singing a song
about mothers.

ONE
Uh uh! Mine just told me to go f-

TWO
Why do some people ruin just perfectly
lovely schemes? Family, Home, Nation!

ONE
It's like a tide-ful of rubbers.

TWO
But THAT could be either Right OR Left!

ONE
Not aesthetically.





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Monday, April 02, 2012

 
O Paddy Dear

and did you hear
the Fascists are

buying the Presidency
for the Republicans?

Patriots, they expect nothing
in return. (btw Oakland Bay one
just had a spiffy refurbishment;
Brooklyn number still an antique.)

Looking to 2020: "Mister Chairman,
I rise in favor of HR 9188, that
states that recalcitrant workers
can be beaten--only though with
a physician present. Oh haven't
irresponsible managers walked
out on their responsibilities before!
Well those days are gone forever!
And before the other side pipes up
with their Goody-Two-Shoes-ism,
Supreme Court has found not
cruel and unusual punishment
but quite appropriate indeed."

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Thursday, March 24, 2011

 

Idiots Onboard

I like the cable crime
shows from Europe. Dark-
ly complex. & when

there's a political back-
ground, same as here:
Nazis versus the rest of us.

Latest pseudo-intellectual
suck-pop is that Nazis
are actually LEFT Wingers.

Exposes yet another Euro-delusion.
Why those poor idiots abroad
contend, too, that their high wages

& month vacations & strong
unions & universal medical care
& unemployment safety net

are actually good things. But fools
have traded Freedom for them.

Heil Freedom! The true bread being
that for the spirit, not the gross body!

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