Tuesday, May 03, 2016
Convention Strategy
-Are the ducks on the pond?
-In as much order as one could expect.
-But, will they quack?
-The feed was proper, if excessive.
-I'm...sensing a monstrous injustice!
-Our brand.
-Done to the leader in votes, but, hardly, pedigree.
-Here today, gone to-
-Answering all my prayers! But...his murderous
followers?
-They must learn that a Convention is not a
Democracy!
-Neither is a Democracy.
Labels: Democracy, Political Brand, Political Convention, Rigged Convention
Thursday, April 23, 2015
The American Constitutional Monarchy
Hardly without bitter opposition from other families with
ancient claims, but the Holy Zollerns were picked to be
America's Royal Family.
The "Holy" came through a smattering of priests, ministers,
and even rabbis.
But the best recommendation consisted of a crop of
handsome wastrels.
From that, not ecclesiastics of course, a King would be chosen.
As it was. King Hogate, the initial ruler of the American
Constitutional Monarchy!
“Twenty-Second Century,” gloated Senator Bissing(OK)
“and we have finally finally arrived!”
Hogate, the greatest wastrel of them all, a former ski-surf bum,
instantly took the reins--and the women.
It didn't go well with the former.
"I'm ruling by whatchacallit, Divine Right! Constitution's
a shit-rag."
When a delegation from Congress protested, he made
them kiss his feet, and kowtow backwards from the throne
room. All shown on video worldwide.
And too much of a demeaning disgrace even for a royalist
congressperson.
The women especially disheveled and hysterical.
At this historical point, Senator Einhuss of Pennsylvania, toasted
at Washington's Turf Club, "Long live the King! The new one, not
this stupid fuck!"
But they really hadn't made adequate plans for succession, and the
competing royal families started up again.
Intolerable. The King himself vowed beheadings, but couldn't
take the time away from weed and women.
His Guard surrounded him with machine pistols, always.
Which they, following historical tradition, turned on him.
Thus the American Royalist Experiment lasted about a year.
In another one, most of that persuasion were assassinated,
fled, or converted back to shoddy democracy.
After all this Civil War chaos, The New American Republic
was instituted.
It proved the old one, with even more bribery.
Most of the remaining Royalists followed their money to Bermuda,
looking hairy-knobby-kneed in the national shorts.
The young king is mourned, eighteen international films being made.
The tragedy is being exploited on Ebay, daily auctions of royal souvenirs that individual legislators have put up.
“Don’t give a fuck,
turn up a buck.”
But many feel they’ve carried the Congressional Motto too far!
“May you live in interesting times! cursed Chinamen a million
or so freakin years ago,” rapped the Bitchy Bees, a female group
heading, thank God, to Mars.
Labels: Absolutest, America's Royal Family, American Monarchists, American Royalists, Bermuda, bribery, Congress, Democracy, Mars, rap, senate
Thursday, March 01, 2012
Revolutionary Mid-East Societies
finally settling
on some form of
democracy. Suggest
American, since
vast matrixes
of bribery in place.
Labels: America, bribery, Democracy, Middle East
Thursday, June 16, 2011
New Foreign Leader Sits with One of Ours
-Lots of talk about “Democracy,” Excellency.
Somewhat welcome, but not our version exactly.
-No, that's too corrupt.
-We're speaking theory here!
-Oh? Well that's easy. What do you wish me to say?
Labels: corruption, Democracy, Middle East
Thursday, October 21, 2010
Democracy In Action
Y heads for the local school
to pick between
a Democratic incompetent
and a Republican moron.
Easy, since the Dem
might sort a problem out
by chance while rooting
for lost keys, whereas
the Republican will do nothing
and never shut up about it.
(Y has boned up on the all but
incomprehensible ballot questions,
yet knows zip of the judges
he could keep or jettison.)
Polls favor the Republican but
within the margin of error.
Last commercials of moron suggest-
ing, therefore, the Democrat queer.
Most advisers prefer stopping there.
Decided thirst persists for a scream-
ing flagwaver, though, positively HD.
Labels: Democracy, Democrat, Republican, voting
