Monday, July 27, 2015
Filling In
Word circulated
to write in 14E with "14E"–and not a single letter from
the list of options representing concepts, choices...
or whatever.
At any rate, this worked for everyone until a person
was called in at random, and never returned to his family.
A lump sum was, and the family seemed satisfied.
But, thereafter, anyone who 14E'd originally
was marked Q in every paper or cyber file.
The Q's living on borrowed time went the rumor.
Pretty much all the Qs gathered in the Adirondancks
and armed themselves.
They decided to preemptively attack a motor vehicles
office on Staten Island.
Fourteen deaths resulted and the numerologists went bananas.
The government called for meetings.
Never held, so everything forgotten.
“We lurch from vague crisis to vague crisis,” concluded
Senator Oliver, aka Senator Expense Account.
Labels: bureaucracy, Expense Account, form, forms, government, numerology, revolution, senate
Thursday, April 23, 2015
The American Constitutional Monarchy
Hardly without bitter opposition from other families with
ancient claims, but the Holy Zollerns were picked to be
America's Royal Family.
The "Holy" came through a smattering of priests, ministers,
and even rabbis.
But the best recommendation consisted of a crop of
handsome wastrels.
From that, not ecclesiastics of course, a King would be chosen.
As it was. King Hogate, the initial ruler of the American
Constitutional Monarchy!
“Twenty-Second Century,” gloated Senator Bissing(OK)
“and we have finally finally arrived!”
Hogate, the greatest wastrel of them all, a former ski-surf bum,
instantly took the reins--and the women.
It didn't go well with the former.
"I'm ruling by whatchacallit, Divine Right! Constitution's
a shit-rag."
When a delegation from Congress protested, he made
them kiss his feet, and kowtow backwards from the throne
room. All shown on video worldwide.
And too much of a demeaning disgrace even for a royalist
congressperson.
The women especially disheveled and hysterical.
At this historical point, Senator Einhuss of Pennsylvania, toasted
at Washington's Turf Club, "Long live the King! The new one, not
this stupid fuck!"
But they really hadn't made adequate plans for succession, and the
competing royal families started up again.
Intolerable. The King himself vowed beheadings, but couldn't
take the time away from weed and women.
His Guard surrounded him with machine pistols, always.
Which they, following historical tradition, turned on him.
Thus the American Royalist Experiment lasted about a year.
In another one, most of that persuasion were assassinated,
fled, or converted back to shoddy democracy.
After all this Civil War chaos, The New American Republic
was instituted.
It proved the old one, with even more bribery.
Most of the remaining Royalists followed their money to Bermuda,
looking hairy-knobby-kneed in the national shorts.
The young king is mourned, eighteen international films being made.
The tragedy is being exploited on Ebay, daily auctions of royal souvenirs that individual legislators have put up.
“Don’t give a fuck,
turn up a buck.”
But many feel they’ve carried the Congressional Motto too far!
“May you live in interesting times! cursed Chinamen a million
or so freakin years ago,” rapped the Bitchy Bees, a female group
heading, thank God, to Mars.
Labels: Absolutest, America's Royal Family, American Monarchists, American Royalists, Bermuda, bribery, Congress, Democracy, Mars, rap, senate
Wednesday, March 18, 2015
Where the Music Is Something Grand
All the Gentry Will Be There!
advertises an Irish ballad.*
As in our Senate and House,
they're active, or their
designated ass-wipes.
*McNamara’s Band
Labels: ballad, class, Gentry, House, Irish, McNamara's Band, Music, senate
Tuesday, March 03, 2015
(or Don’t deride cyanide)
Capital Atmospheric
-You call him Senator Arguments?
-He makes them from all sides.
-Even arguing with himself?
-Brilliantly!
-After all of that, how does he know
how to vote?
-Easy! As he’s told.
-Supreme Court next?
-Doubtless!
Labels: argument, issues, puppet, rhetoric, senate, senator, Supreme Court
Tuesday, September 16, 2014
Legislative Workings
Sen Bought guffawed, & Sen Sold nodded.
Sen On-the-Fence took the call from the billionaire.
“Randy” he reminded. Code for cash.
Labels: bribery, business as usual, cash, senate
Monday, August 04, 2014
Clarity Fighting Chaos,
and with ultimate trump card
“I've today introduced in the Senate
The Tri-part Dress Code.
Upper Class can wear what they wish--
but always with a patriotic flag pin.
Middle Class, a uniform, quite fashionable,
product of a top faggot designer.
Working Class, shirt and trousers, gray
in summer, blue in winter. No exceptions
for Church or Marriage or parties or
celebrations, etc. Always worn everywhere.
The non-working class of loafers and idiots...
any rag they can get their hands on.
(They're tagged for elimination anyway--
in a very methodical and merciful way.)
Children should echo their parents, as a
necessary reinforcement to Community.
Critics say CLASS? I say ORDER!!!
Knowing your place is next to knowing God!
And their little boats are crushed on the rocks of
THAT certainty!”
Labels: class, class war, Dress Code, knowing place, religion, Religious Right, senate
Wednesday, December 18, 2013
The Elevator of Short Conversations
Between Senatorial Floors
-They can call them loopholes, but
they're investments in this country!
-In our buddies more like.
-Not a perfect world.
-Ah but it is!
Labels: Crony Capitalism, loopholes, senate
Tuesday, July 16, 2013
Revelation?
Q&A, Legislature
-What’s the real difference between
The Senate and The House?
-Though both Performance Art,
Senate cool, House hot.
Labels: House, Performance Art, Q&A, senate
Thursday, April 18, 2013
Moonbeams and Meretricious
Let’s get this
complete: Congress
wills Loony Tunes to
buy assault rifles
with maximum clips.
Enshrining such a right
next to that of buy-
ing an election
for saner sorts.
I know, I know, my fault in
oversimplifying in such rot-
ten ways, since, in truth,
the place is just
a pressure pot.
Let’s get this
complete: Congress
wills Loony Tunes to
buy assault rifles
with maximum clips.
Enshrining such a right
next to that of buy-
ing an election
for saner sorts.
I know, I know, my fault in
oversimplifying in such rot-
ten ways, since, in truth,
the place is just
a pressure pot.
Labels: assault weapon, Congress, gun control, gun politics, Gun Republicans, pressure pot, senate
Friday, March 22, 2013
Genesis
Scoreless committees
and their like before
serving Senate or House.
Handling solid waste
or neighborhood stinks
back then, political individuals
have anyway paid their dues.
The corridors of power being flanked
by many a boring alcove--even
presently–-they deserve our thanks.
You bring up stealing,
your obsession. And a stretch.
Let's say a perk is seldom missed,
and not a few invented. Edisons
in the majority.
Labels: committee, House, local politics, perk, politics, senate, stealing
Monday, February 25, 2013
Senator
-House wants A, we want B, President wants C.
-Then compromise would be ABC.
-You’d think, but a brand new idea emerging.
-Isn’t that rare?
-Snow in Key West.
Labels: compromise, creativity, House, Key West, senate
Friday, August 24, 2012
Two Oldddd Senators
-The House sends over its claptrap!
-Since it's a Republican House...
-Then Republican Claptrap
-And when it's Democrat?
-Democratic Claptrap obviously
-And in the 2% event they get it together?
-Bipartisan Claptrap.
Labels: bipartisan, Democrat;, House of Representatives, Republican, senate
Thursday, February 16, 2012
When the Revolution Peters Out
Oh, massacres still inflicted
on Left, Right, and Innocents.
Not, though, with requisite spirit.
The Rich, who had joined their
money in the Caymans, return
to buy each side. Senate recalled on
proviso that bribe-taking less ad hoc
and more coherent. House, who had
purloined in even greater chaotic
measure, invited to stay home.
The Supreme Court has died--
God bless them every one!--
in the dilated struggle. GE
insists it remain thus.
Packing a bag in Jackson,
Senator Hilbo laughs
"Tits on a bull anyways!"
Labels: House, Left, revolution, Right, senate
Wednesday, April 06, 2011
Headline Style
SENATE OF CONSIGLIORES
AND HOUSE OF WHORES
MEET IN COMMITTEE
"HOW BETTER TO SERVICE BILLIONAIRES"
PATRIOTIC LIES
PRETEND OTHERWISE
SENATE OF CONSIGLIORES
AND HOUSE OF WHORES
MEET IN COMMITTEE
"HOW BETTER TO SERVICE BILLIONAIRES"
PATRIOTIC LIES
PRETEND OTHERWISE
Labels: billionaires, bribery, House of Representatives, patriotism, senate
Tuesday, November 30, 2010
The Senator and His Critic
-Let me put it to you this way. If you're three-quarter
owner of a small company in a little town, and some
of the citizens have bought in, do you go around the
tables at the annual celebratory banquet and
insult your partners?
-So, you're corrupt.
-I swing with the system, not heroically but...
-The best Congress money can buy!
-That's glib. Money doesn't buy me but gets my ear.
-Uh huh. And then you do what the big boys whisper?
-Well that's often because they write the laws.
Ones I submit are things of beauty. Compiled by
legal geniuses, not ham-and-eggers.
-The aesthetics of treachery.
-Look, this is a burg of circling knives. To do the good I do--
and there is some...
-Accidental.
-I hafta keep one of em outa my back!
-You have many counterparts on the other side.
-But their platform is bananas. Not that anybody cares.
-Those are merely ideas. Money is not an idea. It has a palpable stink.
-Aroma is the word.
-Let me put it to you this way. If you're three-quarter
owner of a small company in a little town, and some
of the citizens have bought in, do you go around the
tables at the annual celebratory banquet and
insult your partners?
-So, you're corrupt.
-I swing with the system, not heroically but...
-The best Congress money can buy!
-That's glib. Money doesn't buy me but gets my ear.
-Uh huh. And then you do what the big boys whisper?
-Well that's often because they write the laws.
Ones I submit are things of beauty. Compiled by
legal geniuses, not ham-and-eggers.
-The aesthetics of treachery.
-Look, this is a burg of circling knives. To do the good I do--
and there is some...
-Accidental.
-I hafta keep one of em outa my back!
-You have many counterparts on the other side.
-But their platform is bananas. Not that anybody cares.
-Those are merely ideas. Money is not an idea. It has a palpable stink.
-Aroma is the word.
Labels: American System, bribery, Congress, senate
Thursday, August 19, 2010
Rich Man Buying
Senate seat. How
will he be recompensed
for ample portion spent?
Virtue is its own reward.
Now that should settle it.
Labels: buying seat, rich, senate
Friday, March 05, 2010
“Bankers Own The Senate”*
A golden investment
mid the Bundles
For Bozos
they dealt suckers.
*attributed to senator
Thursday, August 13, 2009
Farce can literally mean stuffed bag
$enate.
$enate.
Tuesday, August 11, 2009
Tuesday, March 03, 2009
Senator & Aide
-We’re debating that bankruptcy provision again, the one I was
dead set against before getting bribed? So, give me the talking points for my new side. I know the first one is convincing puny victims that they’re better off being screwed further.
And greater Americans to boot! Hey! No recording round here is there?
-We pulled the plugs long ago.
-Good, cuz people don’t realize the realistic necessity of all this.
It’s not Fairy-Theory.
-Well, you weren’t as much bribed as persuaded, so we should maybe watch the sarcasm? Any stray remark might leak
to CNN.
-You’re jerkin' off My Brand, boy! Plain-speakin’
is me! Let’s take the chance on CNN!
-Oh? You want Wolf Blitzer asking you about–?
-Hell yeah! I can deny all the way to stupid infinity! And that there’s Face Time, Amigo! Public thinks: There’s a fuckin Senator who’s involved!
Labels: senate
