Wednesday, December 02, 2015
Quiz
-As a taxi driver, how would you
compare the party conventions?
-Republicans much more open asking
for whores.
-That's the Free Market. Anything goes!
-Dems want college girls.
-Will seminars never cease?
Labels: college girls, Democrat, Free Market, intellectual, Political Convention, Republican, taxi
Thursday, April 30, 2015
Free Market Has the Answer Of Course!
-All the marvelous electronic
systems, and goofuses wandering
into the White House anyway!
-And Congress boiling up one of their
usual rehearsed fits about it!
-Okay, I'm bidding on the New Protection
Package. All the same electro-horseshit,
plus twenty Chinamen with binoculars on
the rooftop. I'm bringing ’em in!
-Buck or two an hour?
-At least! And all the kimchi they
can eat!
-That's Korean.
-Fuck 'em! They're all the same.
Labels: Chinese, Free Market, kimchi, Korean, security, security system, White House
Friday, October 31, 2014
Everythng In Its Place
-The Free Market!
-Uh huh? I’ll give you this: You can never jettison
all the crooks and charlatans, so no fair trial of it ever!
-Real Libertarians maintain that the lowlifes, finally,
fatally, screw themselves. Thus the people will get rid
of them by simply withholding their trade.
-Your mother raised at least one Dancing Fool!
Labels: charlatans, crooks, Free Market, Libertarian, marketplace, thieves
Tuesday, April 23, 2013
The Free Market should determine...!
Uh huh? Well colluders collude,
and when you stop that--
which is never--you will see
this coherent poetry you dream.
And that won't happen.
And doesn't. So patsies
expect it.
Labels: collusion, Free Market, patsy
Wednesday, November 21, 2012
When mountebanks scream
at each other,
suckers crawl
from the din.
They must therefore talk
to preserve business, and sin
along that line.
Making Market
less free but
more sublime.
at each other,
suckers crawl
from the din.
They must therefore talk
to preserve business, and sin
along that line.
Making Market
less free but
more sublime.
Labels: business, chicanery, Free Market, mountebank, sin
Monday, September 12, 2011
The Free Market
looks to approach
divine art. So
crooks baked in
render the pie
necessarily tart?
One can’t live on
anthems.
Labels: Free Market
Wednesday, August 31, 2011
Pants and The Free Market
Having stitched up
the seat of my
last pair, I
prevent thus
the wind and
Invisible Hand from
proceeding Right
up there.
Labels: Free Market, Invisible Hand
Tuesday, February 08, 2011
All This Red-State, Blue-State Masks
Even in South Carolina, liberals
agitate for a fresh dawn over
the scarlet swamp. And in bluest
northern cities, insanely Free-
Market Libertarians crawl
the gouging bodegas. They
sanction such damage.
Theoretically.
Even in South Carolina, liberals
agitate for a fresh dawn over
the scarlet swamp. And in bluest
northern cities, insanely Free-
Market Libertarians crawl
the gouging bodegas. They
sanction such damage.
Theoretically.
Labels: blue state, Free Market, Libertarian, red state
Thursday, December 23, 2010
The Free Market
gives him a nine buck
toaster, Chinese,
for little toil.
Hammering him, thus,
into useful foil.
Labels: Free Market
Wednesday, January 06, 2010
The Market Providing Its Magic
As I soft-pedal reservations touch-
ing safety of my investment,
the Banker, oleaginous
feline digesting a canary,
gives “I’m not worried!”
Shortly, reach only his
secretary. It’s all gone,
of course,
All of it.
At least the canary
left a few feathers
f-
loat-
ing down
on all
the suckers.
Labels: banking, Free Market
Thursday, October 23, 2008
Two Opening Statements
I'm a Libertarian Republican. Businesses should be allowed
to fail, regardless of size. That's the Free Market!
The President professes Free Market and then showers untold
billions on failed banks.
I'm a Fair Market Democrat. The President is entirely consistent
with the deeper Republican philosophy: Reward Larceny.
I'm a Libertarian Republican. Businesses should be allowed
to fail, regardless of size. That's the Free Market!
The President professes Free Market and then showers untold
billions on failed banks.
I'm a Fair Market Democrat. The President is entirely consistent
with the deeper Republican philosophy: Reward Larceny.
Labels: Free Market, Libertarian Republican
