Tuesday, May 08, 2018
Economic Determinism, USA
Your Fixer laughs not to worry,
since he has choreographed for
even more circuitous thieves.
You breathe deep the fullest draught
of all, the anti-bureaucratic one! Ah!
Nice daydream, but as Middle-Class
you can’t afford such services--unless
you join his internet pool.
And even then he must be running
a Special.
So. Patience. Rome wasn’t extorted
in a day!
Besides, vast vistas of graft open to
those not really wealthy.
The non-lazy, non-wetback, etc.
It’s a Democracy after all!
Labels: cynicism, fix, government, graft, immigration
Monday, May 11, 2015
Decision Affecting Ducks
-As Big Bad Republicans, it’s time
to stop the play-acting!
-My best part!
-And reform Social Security!
-Got formula?
-Hardly Draconian! Start on
the receiving end. Twenty-
percent cut across the board.
-Statesman-like. But...whereof
that twenty thereafter?
-Why, half to our Billionaires.
-Faith not being quite its own reward?
-Investment!
-Other ten?
-To me and thee!
-God DOES have a plan!
-Go easy with that, or he’ll have his hand out.
Labels: billionaires, God, graft, Republicans kill Social Security, Social Security
Friday, March 27, 2015
Trains Leaving Stations
When Patriotism Pays Off
-The Democrats steal the tickets,
but you Republicans steal the train!
-Our Patriots have gone one further
and stolen the stations.
-All to no avail, you're so incompetent
that no trains run!
-Be one tomorrow taking the kids to camp.
-The Fascist Indoctrination Express?
-We like to say Cho-Cho!
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Mars Mafia
-THAT train has left the station!
-Thus have I lost the argument to
your brilliance! But let's leave
genius for everyday. Not a real
train has run for a year!
-And you thought the Democrats were
incompetent!
-Well, you've been so hellbent on Privatization
elsewhere, you've neglected the practical.
Can't you reward your patriotic crooks and
still run a train from time to time? I go to the
station every single day in hopes.
-And if we get one to you?
-Regardless of destination, I'll take it to the end of
the line. There to meet some Melody, in a shaft of
light cutting through the rubble and bombed-out
buildings.
-She must be a blond. They show off better in
shafts of light.
-She is, and we shelter in each other's arms!
It's truly wonderful.
-Let her have it! She's dying for it! The Romance
Shit is just that.
-No hurry.
-But there is! We start rebuilding soon.
-You could make it sooner if you stuffed more
money in your patriots' pockets.
-Everything in measure to build the Shining
City on the Hill!
-Melody and I might want a studio apartment.
-Hundred G's upfront!
-Though the war is over, it’s still the Mars Mafia.
-That’s a constant!
Labels: Democrat, devastation, graft, Patriotic Graft, patriotism, Republican, Romance, sex, stealing, war
Wednesday, April 03, 2013
Two Wags Après War
-Well, we shocked and awed the shit outa ’em!
-Granted. But what then? Like, what's left
for the not-dead? We’re forced into the
massive rebuilding of shattered buildings
and infrastructure...not to mention the black
market in high-tech artificial body parts.
-Okay then, Shock, Awe, and Graft.
-The American Triumvirate!
Labels: graft, infrastructure, post war, rebuilding, Shock and Awe, war
Thursday, September 09, 2010
Why Are Republicans Greater
thieves? Dishonoring joke
states they steal the train
while less-inventive Dems
light-finger tickets only.
But a something’s there: a di-
vergence of rank vision! Now,
bring it to a solon who concurs,
“Amplitude! Opposition swanks
cramped views, pretends
to aid the peasants. While
we don't even pretend,
knowing where our bread
gets buttered, and how!”
thieves? Dishonoring joke
states they steal the train
while less-inventive Dems
light-finger tickets only.
But a something’s there: a di-
vergence of rank vision! Now,
bring it to a solon who concurs,
“Amplitude! Opposition swanks
cramped views, pretends
to aid the peasants. While
we don't even pretend,
knowing where our bread
gets buttered, and how!”
Labels: corruption, Democrat, graft, Republican, vision
