Monday, July 04, 2016

 

Conversation re Patriotism


-Even you feel a twinge at the ballpark.
The huge flag and the service men and
women manhandling it to cover the field!
Then a local person, not a real pro, singing
the National Anthem with gusto.

-Would be like cheering billionaires.

-Granted they’ve gone too far and we’ve
let them. Adjustments are beginning
to be made and...

-Playing into a stacked deck!

-Even so. Such an unstacking will take
some time.

-One gets only one lifetime.

-And we can never achieve Utopia in it!
So what?

-Only that we can’t put up with a phony one.

-We moved from that...or are moving.

-Oh well! You and I are throwing into the effort.
Not hanging back to make wisecracks. And that’s
enough for me to feel the twinge you speak of.

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Monday, May 11, 2015

 

Decision Affecting Ducks


-As Big Bad Republicans, it’s time
to stop the play-acting!

-My best part!

-And reform Social Security!

-Got formula?

-Hardly Draconian! Start on
the receiving end. Twenty-
percent cut across the board.

-Statesman-like. But...whereof
that twenty thereafter?

-Why, half to our Billionaires.

-Faith not being quite its own reward?

-Investment!

-Other ten?

-To me and thee!

-God DOES have a plan!

-Go easy with that, or he’ll have his hand out.

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Monday, December 15, 2014

 

Horror Among Thieves


“I’ll give Libertarians another:
When Government buys it,
the price goes up!
Hardly rot.

But Good Government bargains
it down! End of story understood. Not

the Thieves’ Parley we
have at present, courtesy
of the advising Parties.

And their consenting,
and directing, Billionaires.”

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Wednesday, April 16, 2014

 

Green Chronicle


Latest edition of his history of the club featured the new
President on the cover, sitting with him on the famous bench
off the first tee.

He couldn't play with him, though. Three others had flown in,
their helicopter landing next to Marine One.

"Not you, of course! Billionaires, not peons!" remarked Assistant
Professional, Bert Sommes. Socialist Bert.

His editor concocted five pages describing the visit, including
the President going into the kitchen to ask Andre to deep fry
a sweet potato. Never happened.

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Friday, October 18, 2013

 

Money, Encore


Fundraise

-The whole country is a fundraiser! Latest perversion not
out of a New Dixiecrat’s mouth, that the Lefty sites
don’t light up my internet for contributions against him.

-Well they hafta super-frantically tap the little guy, since
the Billionaires are mostly in the Racist Republican corner.

-They’ll be happy when they hafta take the kids to
the beach in a Patton tank,

-Think of the firepower! Righty Nirvana!

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Monday, September 23, 2013

 

Driving For the Darwin Team


Elegant Competition

Almost a cliche
to say legislators
should wear uniforms

a la NASCAR, with many
patches of purchasers.

Coy Republicans can truly
come out more tastefully:
just a beautifully-worked

embroidery or two from
reactionary billionaires.

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Friday, June 01, 2012

 

The Billionaire Confides Over Old-Fashioneds

Dems put up a few laughable obstacles,
but Repubs make it almost effortless to steal.

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Monday, June 13, 2011

 
Billionaires


REPUBLICAN
They are our ALL!

DEMOCRAT
We nod to others.

REPUBLICAN
A most confined nod, since you, in strangest paradox,
have gathered up some we sought to worship.

DEMOCRAT
Visionaries.

REPUBLICAN
Traitors to their class.

DEMOCRAT
"Up for auction now: The Presidency! Opening bid already made of one billion."

REPUBLICAN
Who...?

DEMOCRAT
Supreme Court.

REPUBLICAN
I can't believe it!

DEMOCRAT
Proxy.

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Wednesday, April 06, 2011

 
Headline Style


SENATE OF CONSIGLIORES
AND HOUSE OF WHORES

MEET IN COMMITTEE

"HOW BETTER TO SERVICE BILLIONAIRES"

PATRIOTIC LIES
PRETEND OTHERWISE

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