Monday, October 10, 2016
Low Politics In the Old Neighborhood
-Trump is as full of shit as a Christmas Turkey!
-We don’t care because he’s OUR turkey! And not some...!
-Utter the toxic word. Twill cleanse. WOMAN!
-If that’s what it IS.
-Grab her pussy to find out?
-She's too old. Pass.
-All through for now? Banking all the Hate Fires?
-Not quite. When the Devil can’t come himself,
he sends a woman.
-Not so, this time.
-Well, then, better the one you DON’T know.
-Like your Orange Rambling God, you are one
totally sick bastard.
-We thank you.
Labels: Clinton, debate, devil, grab by pussy, misogyny, new low, Orange Trump, presidential debate, pussy, sex, sick Trump, Trump, Woman, woman hatred
Thursday, September 29, 2016
M&F
M
She showed up in a red pantsuit for the debate.
What does that say?
F
It says “We’re here and we’re bold! We’re no longer putting up with your demeaning horseshit!”
M
It says all that?
F
In spades!
M
Oh well, add that to the fact that you never stop
talking anyways.
F
By all means! Add anything you wish.
M
Maybe he can look bolder next time? Borrow one
of Sonny’s old outfits from Sonny and Cher.
F
You win all the trivia contests from here on.
Labels: feminism, Hillary Clinton, presidential debate, red pantsuit, Sonny and Cher, trivia, Trump
Wednesday, October 17, 2012
Debate
Since both parties
brought a pulse
for this occasion,
exchanges proved lively,
often raucous. That's
politics. Fitfully, grace-
ful thoughts plopped in,
but raw stump points
rendered the very air
retarded. So what?
Back to Lincoln-Douglas,
consecrated by History
and as full of baloney.
Again, politics, boys ‘n
girls. Animals roaming
far savannas terrify
but lack rhetoric.
Since both parties
brought a pulse
for this occasion,
exchanges proved lively,
often raucous. That's
politics. Fitfully, grace-
ful thoughts plopped in,
but raw stump points
rendered the very air
retarded. So what?
Back to Lincoln-Douglas,
consecrated by History
and as full of baloney.
Again, politics, boys ‘n
girls. Animals roaming
far savannas terrify
but lack rhetoric.
Labels: Lincoln-Douglas, Obama, presidential debate, Romney, stump points
Monday, October 08, 2012
Pres Debate
The one can't
detect a key to
shape-shifty angles,
and gets down from
the grating process.
Other zips like Road Runner
without the punctuation, and,
in grave appraisal, proves
as full of shit
as a Christmas Turkey.
The one can't
detect a key to
shape-shifty angles,
and gets down from
the grating process.
Other zips like Road Runner
without the punctuation, and,
in grave appraisal, proves
as full of shit
as a Christmas Turkey.
Labels: presidential debate, Romney
Friday, December 11, 2009
The True Religion
Righties coo
over president’s hawk-
kish views
accepting Nobel.
A temporary truce
since he’ll refuse
their proffered sacrament
of perpetual war.
Labels: hawk, Nobel, presidential debate, Right Wing
Thursday, October 16, 2008
British Tourists Check In, Cocoa Beach, FL
-Is that debate? For president?
-Yes, clerk says.
-No sound?
-They never have, on the lobby set. “If folks like it, they can go back to room.”
-They’re like to do that anyway, no?
-The black one looks calm. Oooo I’d be a wreck! Bright as a whip they say.
-White one mad.
-In all senses, looks to me.
-I don’t know any equivalent to him at home.
-‘Tis a bit like taking old Uncle on miserable holiday, him making faces
at everyone on the train.
-It’s fun but I best look after me handbag. Two times I almost left it.
-We’ll survive, and America too.
-Is that debate? For president?
-Yes, clerk says.
-No sound?
-They never have, on the lobby set. “If folks like it, they can go back to room.”
-They’re like to do that anyway, no?
-The black one looks calm. Oooo I’d be a wreck! Bright as a whip they say.
-White one mad.
-In all senses, looks to me.
-I don’t know any equivalent to him at home.
-‘Tis a bit like taking old Uncle on miserable holiday, him making faces
at everyone on the train.
-It’s fun but I best look after me handbag. Two times I almost left it.
-We’ll survive, and America too.
Labels: British view debate, presidential debate
