Friday, April 01, 2022
RBF anomaly
Devil toasts him--
in the best sense--
with Gatoraid.
Only male face in
in tall wall of RBFs.
He accedes
to mini-Danish then
(Pepperidge Farms)
from most mis-
cheivous angel
ever!
Labels: devil, Hell, male, RBF, wall
Tuesday, October 24, 2017
N,S
-I like the South. The ladies blame their sexual frenzies
on the Devil.
-And what do Northern women blame THEIR…?
-Blame?
-They're...proud then?
-When they bother.
Labels: devil, frenzy, North, sex, South
Monday, October 10, 2016
Low Politics In the Old Neighborhood
-Trump is as full of shit as a Christmas Turkey!
-We don’t care because he’s OUR turkey! And not some...!
-Utter the toxic word. Twill cleanse. WOMAN!
-If that’s what it IS.
-Grab her pussy to find out?
-She's too old. Pass.
-All through for now? Banking all the Hate Fires?
-Not quite. When the Devil can’t come himself,
he sends a woman.
-Not so, this time.
-Well, then, better the one you DON’T know.
-Like your Orange Rambling God, you are one
totally sick bastard.
-We thank you.
Labels: Clinton, debate, devil, grab by pussy, misogyny, new low, Orange Trump, presidential debate, pussy, sex, sick Trump, Trump, Woman, woman hatred
Thursday, February 12, 2015
The Art of Legislating
-Well, for the ten thousandth time, the devil
is in the details.
-We’re the devils!
-Don’t get theological on me! Our fellows
rely on us to hammer out a deal.
-Just speaking to you is sacrilege, according
to a good many of my voters.
-Mine too, and we will rape their purity
once again this night.
-You’re a Catholic: you’ve got Confession.
I’ve just got elevated thought.
-Well, hold it down so we can talk.
-And as grimy as it all proves, our better angels
will drift in when we’re exhausted.
-I think we should belay the holy or infernal
imagery. We’re...sleazy car dealers in a seedy
part of town.
-My battered Ford and a thousand for your Chevvie!
-When we shake hands on that, we lift the neighborhood.
Labels: Art of Compromise, Catholic, compromise, Confession, core voter, devil, Devil in details, ideological purity, political purity, rape, theology.
Sunday, December 14, 2014
Women of the Same Name
Denises
Denise 1 captains barges.
Steady as she goes! she went.
Having had it with Larky's imbibing.
Denise 2 climbs aboard Good Ship Drunk.
Organizing. Does his many closets first, un-
covering all the bottles and trashing them.
Larky orates painfully, abusing his
few friends. They, preferring the souse
to the louse, rashly vacate him. As does
Denise 2, in favor of a Latin stud
who likes their fiery dancing
more than firewater.
But a funny thing happens to Larky
after Denises. He sobers to the near-
corpse stage of Professing Puritans.
Denise 1 barges back,
taking him in tow
with a taut line.
His favorite proverb, When
the Devil cannot come himself
he sends a woman! goes mod.
Truly clearer now
for the first time
he substitutes God.
Labels: alcoholic, barge, devil, God, organizing, women
Sunday, November 16, 2014
Warm Walk
The pair take a walkabout. Mark Reilly
Markie, Libertarian, and Mrs van Iderstein,
as disdainfully upright as she had appeared
on Earth.
"I do so love this place! No rules, all riot!"
exults he.
"But the public defecation mars the aesthetic."
"Hey! When you gotta go...! God tried stopping
it on his last tour, but he's powerless here."
"God is dead?"
"As a door pail."
"That's door nail, I do believe."
"All the petty little bourgeois exactitudes
of speech!"
"Similar to what the Devil says, his hands
all over one!"
"Never misses a beat!"
"But, we must needs route ourselves differently.
The...Aromas!" she sniffs.
"The Smell of Freedom!"
Labels: bourgeois, devil, freedom, God, Hell, Libertarian, rich
Thursday, March 20, 2014
The Devil's Advocate
Often preceded by Play.
As if to simulate Evil
will best ready us for
its inevitable, hateful win.
So say cynics, anyway. They
should probably go out more.
Labels: cynicism, devil, evil, getting out more
Saturday, April 13, 2013
Revelation
INVESTIGATOR1
We have Lucinda Ardenti Rohllerz as your
third wife.
ROHL
And last. She pretty much did the institution in.
INVESTIGATOR1 and 2
We can understand that.
ROHL
But I’ve gone too far! No further until I see some
credentials.
INVESTIGATOR1
Which we're instructed not to show.
INVESTIGATOR2
If you'll bear with us, just to help
us flesh out the story here.
INVESTIGATOR1
The Bowling Disaster?
ROHL
Ouch! You got that?
INVESTIGATOR2
And much more.
INVESTIGATOR1
Would you mind...?
ROHL
No. Might do some good. Anyway I was a first class
bowler. Tops for our terrific team. And then
in the City Championship I inexplicably threw
a couple of gutter balls. Everybody was thoroughly
pissed, and yet embarrassed for me at the same time.
INVESTIGATOR2
Gutter...? (then something in quick Italian from 1)
ROHL
Mystery clearing, Gentlemen. You're from Vatican!
INVESTIGATOR1 and 2
We can neither confirm or deny...
ROHL
Investigating Lucinda? I don't understand.
She was a handful and fiery, but...
INVESTIGATOR1 and 2
Yes!
INVESTIGATOR1
You've of course have heard the expression:
The Devil can appear in any form?
ROHL
This is like something the gang at Lippy’s Kool Kup’d
cook up! But their absurd surrogates wouldn’t hold the
grave expressions this long without cracking up.
INVESTIGATOR1
A grave matter indeed.
ROHL
Her?
INVESTIGATOR2
We think so.
ROHL
Well, it was a hell of a fight before her decease.
INVESTIGATOR1
One would think.
ROHL
But I pretty much gave as good as I got.
INVESTIGATOR2
Before the bowling.
ROHL
Are you saying that she...as the Devil...?
INVESTIGATOR1
We have records pointing there.
ROHL
What a shock! Give me a second or two.
INVESTIGATOR1 and 2
We understand.
ROHL
In...a way it was like my other two marriages.
So I never suspected...
INVESTIGATOR1
One wouldn't, of course.
INVESTIGATOR2
Did you ever see any scorching? Places
she had recently been?
ROHL
Not really. Just the verbal variety. I thought
she was just, as I said, a handful!
INVESTIGATOR1
And continues to be!
They asked him many more questions after that.
And cautioned him to tell no one. Informing
him also, that any copy of their report
would be forbidden him.
ROHL
I don't have to read it. Everything makes
more sense now.
INVESTIGATOR1
We'd like to leave you with a special kit.
ROHL
Now let's just hold on there! I'm not that
superstitious. Not going to give in to that!
INVESTIGATOR2
In the event she comes back?
ROHL
No way! This is Century Number 21 for Godssakes!
The two made the sign of the cross at this.
He got their umbrellas. The reason he talked
to them from the start was his boredom
from the beastly rain. When he opened the
outside door for them, Rohl changed his mind,
and they graciously left the kit.
INVESTIGATOR1
We have Lucinda Ardenti Rohllerz as your
third wife.
ROHL
And last. She pretty much did the institution in.
INVESTIGATOR1 and 2
We can understand that.
ROHL
But I’ve gone too far! No further until I see some
credentials.
INVESTIGATOR1
Which we're instructed not to show.
INVESTIGATOR2
If you'll bear with us, just to help
us flesh out the story here.
INVESTIGATOR1
The Bowling Disaster?
ROHL
Ouch! You got that?
INVESTIGATOR2
And much more.
INVESTIGATOR1
Would you mind...?
ROHL
No. Might do some good. Anyway I was a first class
bowler. Tops for our terrific team. And then
in the City Championship I inexplicably threw
a couple of gutter balls. Everybody was thoroughly
pissed, and yet embarrassed for me at the same time.
INVESTIGATOR2
Gutter...? (then something in quick Italian from 1)
ROHL
Mystery clearing, Gentlemen. You're from Vatican!
INVESTIGATOR1 and 2
We can neither confirm or deny...
ROHL
Investigating Lucinda? I don't understand.
She was a handful and fiery, but...
INVESTIGATOR1 and 2
Yes!
INVESTIGATOR1
You've of course have heard the expression:
The Devil can appear in any form?
ROHL
This is like something the gang at Lippy’s Kool Kup’d
cook up! But their absurd surrogates wouldn’t hold the
grave expressions this long without cracking up.
INVESTIGATOR1
A grave matter indeed.
ROHL
Her?
INVESTIGATOR2
We think so.
ROHL
Well, it was a hell of a fight before her decease.
INVESTIGATOR1
One would think.
ROHL
But I pretty much gave as good as I got.
INVESTIGATOR2
Before the bowling.
ROHL
Are you saying that she...as the Devil...?
INVESTIGATOR1
We have records pointing there.
ROHL
What a shock! Give me a second or two.
INVESTIGATOR1 and 2
We understand.
ROHL
In...a way it was like my other two marriages.
So I never suspected...
INVESTIGATOR1
One wouldn't, of course.
INVESTIGATOR2
Did you ever see any scorching? Places
she had recently been?
ROHL
Not really. Just the verbal variety. I thought
she was just, as I said, a handful!
INVESTIGATOR1
And continues to be!
They asked him many more questions after that.
And cautioned him to tell no one. Informing
him also, that any copy of their report
would be forbidden him.
ROHL
I don't have to read it. Everything makes
more sense now.
INVESTIGATOR1
We'd like to leave you with a special kit.
ROHL
Now let's just hold on there! I'm not that
superstitious. Not going to give in to that!
INVESTIGATOR2
In the event she comes back?
ROHL
No way! This is Century Number 21 for Godssakes!
The two made the sign of the cross at this.
He got their umbrellas. The reason he talked
to them from the start was his boredom
from the beastly rain. When he opened the
outside door for them, Rohl changed his mind,
and they graciously left the kit.
Labels: bowling, devil, marriage, Vatican
Tuesday, September 04, 2012
The Devil Can Quote Scripture
Not to look here for example.
His surrogates abound
like "patriots"--some overlap
in language trapped.
A case or two illustrative?
Just look around.
Labels: devil, hypocrisy, patriotism, religion
