Thursday, September 29, 2016
M&F
M
She showed up in a red pantsuit for the debate.
What does that say?
F
It says “We’re here and we’re bold! We’re no longer putting up with your demeaning horseshit!”
M
It says all that?
F
In spades!
M
Oh well, add that to the fact that you never stop
talking anyways.
F
By all means! Add anything you wish.
M
Maybe he can look bolder next time? Borrow one
of Sonny’s old outfits from Sonny and Cher.
F
You win all the trivia contests from here on.
Labels: feminism, Hillary Clinton, presidential debate, red pantsuit, Sonny and Cher, trivia, Trump
Tuesday, August 16, 2016
Historical Moment
Hopskip blurted out “Dermotty
Q. Dinslow and Badger!”
The answer to the Championship
Question of The Greatest International
Trivia Contest Ever!
“Entertainer of the Year in the same month
he was convicted of Bestiality with which
animal?”
Ole Hopskip never received his Crown
because The Moral Army broke through
the barricades and slaughtered everyone!
General White merely muttering “Some down,
Lifetime to go!”
Labels: bestiality, future, intolerance, morality, religion, trivia, TV, vengeance
Tuesday, December 10, 2013
Comfortable Subjects
The Group
-Mark is unitary; Cecile, dualist, Jasper, trinitarian.
And Maxie, quartetish, if that's a word.
-Good enough.
-I forgot Jennifer, pluralist.
-Anything goes?
-In narrow areas.
-At any rate, as academics, profound religious discussion.
-Nah, the subject is Golf, specifically great players.
-Devoting lives to trivia?
-That's harsh, but something like.
-At the Last Reckoning, will they all still babble on about it?
-Final resort here at any rate.
-Wasting time when so many serious topics...
-They tried those, finally concluding they were false,
nonsensical, and corrupt.
-The world isn't perfect.
-Thus making their own.
-I don’t like it!
-Finally getting to the subject.
Labels: argument, belief, discussion, golf, religion, trivia
Sunday, May 15, 2011
The Tsunami of Trivia
proves expensive with many
so overwrought they’re
institutionalized.
Government steps in with
sophisticated screens
which allow one area.
Many men choose football.
Women, the Royals.
Impromptu frenzies break out
at bars and shopping centers.
Concentration invites faction.
Government installs civilian police to
keep everyone moving. Actual cops bag
a few trophies of the New Era.
The populace comes under control,
though the madhouse inhabitants and
their outside doubles see everyone
as foils to aliens.
Labels: cable TV, internet, trivia
