Saturday, November 19, 2011
End of the World
Hysterical, even, counsel perspective.
It (some sourest brew) not being
“The End of the World!” Feels
enough like it as ashes settle in.
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no posts till Dec 1
Labels: End of the World
Friday, November 18, 2011
Conversation Defining a Place and Time
-The war ended within the hour! I feel joy! And yet...
immense sorrow.
-That would be Vietnam and it ended very many years ago.
-I can no longer trust you.
-Let's start all over, and without the war.
-That would be impossible.
-The war ended within the hour! I feel joy! And yet...
immense sorrow.
-That would be Vietnam and it ended very many years ago.
-I can no longer trust you.
-Let's start all over, and without the war.
-That would be impossible.
Labels: Vietnam
Thursday, November 17, 2011
House sez yr concealed weapon
shd be legal in all other states
Next Shitkickers' Convention
in New York, let's pick off some
of them thar Spicarickins.
shd be legal in all other states
Next Shitkickers' Convention
in New York, let's pick off some
of them thar Spicarickins.
Labels: concealed weapon
Wednesday, November 16, 2011
The Church Submerged
God responded with
bailouts of grace his
ministers sought,
plus bonuses of vast in-
dulgences, lest such
“talent” be lost
unto Satan.
Labels: “talent”, bonuses, finance
Tuesday, November 15, 2011
Presidential
Another Republican debate
hard upon the last. Give these
righteous some vacation! To
go fish whilst delusions remain
hanging in the aether until
visiting flamingly anew.
Labels: debate, Republican
Monday, November 14, 2011
Tones
If pipeline runs close
you’ll hear the chug. So?
That's money! say supporters. &
accidents can’t happen smothering
your wife & dewy daughters. No un-
dertaker scrub,
then, tones
them down
enough not
to contrast
lillies.
Labels: pipeline
Sunday, November 13, 2011
Logistics of Family
Old Corey will pick up Melinda
with her to-die-for potato salad.
She no longer has a car
due to cross eyes...getting
fewer “winks” on the personal
section of teachers.com now.
Pete and Eileen will deposit
their ham and Richard with
the Jimmy Jenkinses. Then will
proceed to the bus station for
Betsy, arriving after her shift
at Chrysler. Mick and
Millie will skip this year, taking
Delsey to college with her crates
and stuffed animals. Blinky2
shepherds them on his portion of
the trip since they can't be boxed:
don't get along. He’s dropped at
the Jimmy Jenkinses also. And on
and on, courtesy of Lucy, Mis-
tress of Logistics, who'd easily
array our military against any
other. And without a Cray. We
thank her ever year. Crisply nods, her
mind crawling with other gnarly
problems she is involving
herself with.
Old Corey will pick up Melinda
with her to-die-for potato salad.
She no longer has a car
due to cross eyes...getting
fewer “winks” on the personal
section of teachers.com now.
Pete and Eileen will deposit
their ham and Richard with
the Jimmy Jenkinses. Then will
proceed to the bus station for
Betsy, arriving after her shift
at Chrysler. Mick and
Millie will skip this year, taking
Delsey to college with her crates
and stuffed animals. Blinky2
shepherds them on his portion of
the trip since they can't be boxed:
don't get along. He’s dropped at
the Jimmy Jenkinses also. And on
and on, courtesy of Lucy, Mis-
tress of Logistics, who'd easily
array our military against any
other. And without a Cray. We
thank her ever year. Crisply nods, her
mind crawling with other gnarly
problems she is involving
herself with.
Saturday, November 12, 2011
Catching Your Death
Some old aunt pro-
claims it: “You’ll
catch your death!”
when you catapult
into the cold with
a flimsy jacket.
Wrong way round
in that he's the one
doing the catching.
I'm on the 2d floor,
accessible by outside
stairway. I'll hear reso-
nating trudge, s-
craping of the stucco
with that scythe. There-
fore won't answer thud-
ing rap. Will he leave
a card with silhouette
on one side, new ap-
pointment the other?
That one's taut,
no coy defense.
And will I do anything
super in the interim?
No, just relish
the ordinary.
Some old aunt pro-
claims it: “You’ll
catch your death!”
when you catapult
into the cold with
a flimsy jacket.
Wrong way round
in that he's the one
doing the catching.
I'm on the 2d floor,
accessible by outside
stairway. I'll hear reso-
nating trudge, s-
craping of the stucco
with that scythe. There-
fore won't answer thud-
ing rap. Will he leave
a card with silhouette
on one side, new ap-
pointment the other?
That one's taut,
no coy defense.
And will I do anything
super in the interim?
No, just relish
the ordinary.
Labels: death
Friday, November 11, 2011
Character Impedes Message
a) Banks
b) Politics
c-z) from sea
to shining sea.
Thursday, November 10, 2011
"Reform" -- a political primer
A Push-Pull Mechanism.
Zealots push you to in-
stitute glorious alteration
(cue Hosannas) as you pull
greenbacks from their pockets.
Long-term results: Negligible.
Immediate results: firing
of the base type, hiring
of the Right.
Labels: political reform
Wednesday, November 09, 2011
The Majesty of the Law
Surprisingly they show up for the neighborhood picnic.
"Hi! I’m General Motors," shakes my hand an assertive male.
"You mean you represent General Motors?"
"No, I am. And this fellow here, is Dow Chemical."
“And the farmer took another load away!”
“We understand your reaction, of course, and that why we're
here to counter it. Giving flesh to Supreme Court's ruling
we're individuals."
“Idiots enabling other idiots!”‘
Dow speaks up then. "Nice embossed day planner for you!"
GM offers a Chevvie keychain.
“I'm taking nothing!–-already owned.”
Labels: corporate person, Supreme Court
Tuesday, November 08, 2011
When Sex Accusers Hit,
trot out
the Frau.
Your deal
with her o-
verall no
one’s con-
cern. Es-
specially
latest flap.
Labels: marriage, sex scandal
Monday, November 07, 2011
The Assignment at the Golden Gate
-We've all been conned. Ripped off by thieves, despicable,
or pillars, community.
-What's the cure?
-For many, none. But I'd like to propose a ticket
that gets punched. But major league stuff,
not the usual daily screwings.
-And when it's all used up?
-You get to present it to St Peter!
-Your ticket in?
-Well, to a special branch. T. A.
-Terrible Agita?
-Total Asshole.
-We've all been conned. Ripped off by thieves, despicable,
or pillars, community.
-What's the cure?
-For many, none. But I'd like to propose a ticket
that gets punched. But major league stuff,
not the usual daily screwings.
-And when it's all used up?
-You get to present it to St Peter!
-Your ticket in?
-Well, to a special branch. T. A.
-Terrible Agita?
-Total Asshole.
Sunday, November 06, 2011
Village Metaphysics
The mayor wants it preserved. Easy for him to say.
The selectmen say not another penny.
The young persons laugh at it, and the controversy.
They say go ahead and do what you want. It's insignificant.
What's the harm in all the old farts believing in something
that doesn't exist?
The old people scoff that it lives, and we'll all suffer
if we dare to think otherwise.
A referendum may be proposed, which the old would win
since the young, our future, won't be bothered voting.
Now, an incident underlines the seriousness of what
outsiders consider a silly and foolish quarrel.
A gang of drunks watching Monday Night Football at
Chuckie's Chowderhead when lightning flashes
all around and everything goes black.
They stream into the street roaring O please great Wolka,
give us back our signal!
Some duels with garbage cans follow.
The mayor wants it preserved. Easy for him to say.
The selectmen say not another penny.
The young persons laugh at it, and the controversy.
They say go ahead and do what you want. It's insignificant.
What's the harm in all the old farts believing in something
that doesn't exist?
The old people scoff that it lives, and we'll all suffer
if we dare to think otherwise.
A referendum may be proposed, which the old would win
since the young, our future, won't be bothered voting.
Now, an incident underlines the seriousness of what
outsiders consider a silly and foolish quarrel.
A gang of drunks watching Monday Night Football at
Chuckie's Chowderhead when lightning flashes
all around and everything goes black.
They stream into the street roaring O please great Wolka,
give us back our signal!
Some duels with garbage cans follow.
Labels: faith, generation, politics
Saturday, November 05, 2011
Après Passion
-Are you crying, me potent bucko?
-Just came back to me for some reason. You don't know
what it's like to be dumb. Laughed at when the teacher
calls you!
-No, I go to Yale. It's all attitude. And in my case...beauty.
Audrey Hepburn anyone?
-I’d be afraid. I'm sure students there would enjoy
humiliating me.
-Not this one. Hey! You got a dong belongs in a song.
Quite a shame to bake it unnecessarily behind the grill
at the International House of Pancakes.
-Giggling after what you construe as surreal aspects.
I've noticed it before.
-I thought you were dumb.
-That's merely language I just said.
-Are you crying, me potent bucko?
-Just came back to me for some reason. You don't know
what it's like to be dumb. Laughed at when the teacher
calls you!
-No, I go to Yale. It's all attitude. And in my case...beauty.
Audrey Hepburn anyone?
-I’d be afraid. I'm sure students there would enjoy
humiliating me.
-Not this one. Hey! You got a dong belongs in a song.
Quite a shame to bake it unnecessarily behind the grill
at the International House of Pancakes.
-Giggling after what you construe as surreal aspects.
I've noticed it before.
-I thought you were dumb.
-That's merely language I just said.
Friday, November 04, 2011
Not One of Us
He is not one of us.
To the outside, yes,
even distinguished, but
we can't paper it o-
ver. We can be nice:
nothing lost there. And thus
praise an admirable record.
But our final accolade proves
financial, and he can
never be promoted.
Out of the question.
Like Sisyphus then,
hustling that boulder
up the incline only to
feel it inch back. Camus
says he's happy in
just the task, truly,
let us pray so.
Labels: attitude, class, prejudice, promotion
Thursday, November 03, 2011
137 Jefferson County marriages dissolved
last month due to Sexual Content
beyond them. Aggrieved went
jungle then, meriting X-Ratings
neighbors confer. However, most
Jefferson relishes its G for Gentility,
though youngsters get fractious
moment by seething moment as
adult defenses exhaust everyone.
last month due to Sexual Content
beyond them. Aggrieved went
jungle then, meriting X-Ratings
neighbors confer. However, most
Jefferson relishes its G for Gentility,
though youngsters get fractious
moment by seething moment as
adult defenses exhaust everyone.
Labels: divorce, generation, ratings, x-rating
Wednesday, November 02, 2011
Culture
In a Catfish for Breakfast locale
people know a thong or two.
Wrong for the biblical reasons
pulpits rail variously on. And
aesthetic ones: if the wearer
a fat woman or scrawny man.
On Planet Kallikah, all they use!
Except for the absurd suits
officials display greeting our
space persons. Who laugh.
No matter, for there they
understand Earth ways.
In a Catfish for Breakfast locale
people know a thong or two.
Wrong for the biblical reasons
pulpits rail variously on. And
aesthetic ones: if the wearer
a fat woman or scrawny man.
On Planet Kallikah, all they use!
Except for the absurd suits
officials display greeting our
space persons. Who laugh.
No matter, for there they
understand Earth ways.
Labels: biblical, fashion, planet, Space, thong
Tuesday, November 01, 2011
Uncle & Aunt, In Order
-You give a lazy bastard money for not working
and guess what he'll...
-“Keep it coming, Sucker!”
-That’s why we’re for Osgood Bemke!
-We're Bemke-ites!
-Proudly! He wants ‘em wearing yellow circles.
-But people blabbing about the Jew-Star thing.
-Those people always bring history in
where it don't belong!
-Amen!
Labels: Unemployment Compensation
