Saturday, January 31, 2009
Shortest Conversation–Family
-Man did I learn from that tech bubble back then!
Right then and there I vowed to...!
-Dad, let’s look at now! Like, you’ve lost just about
all the family’s money!
-Man did I learn from that tech bubble back then!
Right then and there I vowed to...!
-Dad, let’s look at now! Like, you’ve lost just about
all the family’s money!
Friday, January 30, 2009
The Cure
-So banker-brokers stole huge bonuses from Uncle?
-who should ask for them back!
-Good luck with that!
-I have a fix. Pick one at random...against a wall...shoot ‘im dead.
-Wow! That cold and quick? No trial?
-After.
-So banker-brokers stole huge bonuses from Uncle?
-who should ask for them back!
-Good luck with that!
-I have a fix. Pick one at random...against a wall...shoot ‘im dead.
-Wow! That cold and quick? No trial?
-After.
Labels: bailout
Thursday, January 29, 2009
Side Effects
-Our lawyer says they're full of shit.
-Well the warning was specific, though pill mostly placebo, really.
-It got her sure enough.
-Terrible! Did she actually turn...?
-Purple. Except her eyes, Corn-Yellow as can be, and popping out.
Then the shriek! Jesus!
-And that's all she wrote.
-No, she wasn't writing anything.
-Just an expression.
-Anyway...just to lose five pounds.
-I'm worried about any settlement. Language of disclaimer.
-They nailed how it happened to her, thirteen paragraphs.
-500 words alone on the popping eyes.
-Almost a promise.
-Our lawyer says they're full of shit.
-Well the warning was specific, though pill mostly placebo, really.
-It got her sure enough.
-Terrible! Did she actually turn...?
-Purple. Except her eyes, Corn-Yellow as can be, and popping out.
Then the shriek! Jesus!
-And that's all she wrote.
-No, she wasn't writing anything.
-Just an expression.
-Anyway...just to lose five pounds.
-I'm worried about any settlement. Language of disclaimer.
-They nailed how it happened to her, thirteen paragraphs.
-500 words alone on the popping eyes.
-Almost a promise.
Labels: drugs, side effects
Wednesday, January 28, 2009
One-Word Cynic
-What your word for life today?
-Shit.
-Political life?
-Con.
-Democrats?
-Spinning
-Republicans?
-Pus.
-What your word for life today?
-Shit.
-Political life?
-Con.
-Democrats?
-Spinning
-Republicans?
-Pus.
Labels: politics
Tuesday, January 27, 2009
Closing the Lobby
-Well, guess I'll get the papers and go home, as the old
song says.
-Eight years of holding high the torch...
-of the Flaming Asshole Super Religious Right.
-Now it's in the toilet.
-Appropriately enough.
-Will the Do-Goody Left ever hire us?
-Maybe when the stink dies.
-Well, guess I'll get the papers and go home, as the old
song says.
-Eight years of holding high the torch...
-of the Flaming Asshole Super Religious Right.
-Now it's in the toilet.
-Appropriately enough.
-Will the Do-Goody Left ever hire us?
-Maybe when the stink dies.
Labels: lobbyist
Monday, January 26, 2009
Round
The Ruling Class
exists to prosper
the Wealthy Class
which, in turn,
exists to...
The Ruling Class
exists to prosper
the Wealthy Class
which, in turn,
exists to...
Labels: ruling class, wealthy
Sunday, January 25, 2009
Walmart Drama
-She went mad from vaginal itching. Finally dying at Walmart
in a horrendous episode.
-Must’ve been awful to see! Was she heading towards
the Vaginal Aisle at the time?
-A nice story, but no real proof.
-She went mad from vaginal itching. Finally dying at Walmart
in a horrendous episode.
-Must’ve been awful to see! Was she heading towards
the Vaginal Aisle at the time?
-A nice story, but no real proof.
Labels: vaginal
Saturday, January 24, 2009
Language
-Ismet, it’s Kismet!
-How do you Americans say bullshit?
-Bullshit.
-Yeah, that’s it.
-Ismet, it’s Kismet!
-How do you Americans say bullshit?
-Bullshit.
-Yeah, that’s it.
Labels: language
Friday, January 23, 2009
Aspen
-What kinda fil-ums you make?
-Slow ones full of precise detail and talk.
-Jesus! Who got the time?
-A point. And the talk, that is the conversationalists, use words
mostly to torture each other.
-Hey! Was married once. No more of that shit!
-Well, thanks for any exposure you give...
-The product? You’ll never sell it.
-Probably not.
-At any rate you’re the first person I’ve interviewed who didn’t tuck
his or her legs under.
-Too old. Is that legs akimbo? That’s not quite accurate, is it?
-Hey, fuck the wordsy-turdsy Jane Austin bit! I’m going to see a guy now who is world famous for fuckin exploding cars! He’ll give me some bang-bang quotes!
-Surely, but didn’t think that kind of film could get a showing here.
-Are you kidding? Wake up and smell the marijuana!
-What kinda fil-ums you make?
-Slow ones full of precise detail and talk.
-Jesus! Who got the time?
-A point. And the talk, that is the conversationalists, use words
mostly to torture each other.
-Hey! Was married once. No more of that shit!
-Well, thanks for any exposure you give...
-The product? You’ll never sell it.
-Probably not.
-At any rate you’re the first person I’ve interviewed who didn’t tuck
his or her legs under.
-Too old. Is that legs akimbo? That’s not quite accurate, is it?
-Hey, fuck the wordsy-turdsy Jane Austin bit! I’m going to see a guy now who is world famous for fuckin exploding cars! He’ll give me some bang-bang quotes!
-Surely, but didn’t think that kind of film could get a showing here.
-Are you kidding? Wake up and smell the marijuana!
Labels: film
Thursday, January 22, 2009
Bank-o to Uncle Sam
You think that when we say Leave us the fuck alone! that it
was just to give us more elbow room to gouge and steal.
But it was patriotism! The best way to insure the best
for everyone.
Well...things have gotten outa whack, as things
sometimes do. Just make out the check to...
You think that when we say Leave us the fuck alone! that it
was just to give us more elbow room to gouge and steal.
But it was patriotism! The best way to insure the best
for everyone.
Well...things have gotten outa whack, as things
sometimes do. Just make out the check to...
Labels: bank bailout
Wednesday, January 21, 2009
The Madness of King George
The Madness of King George
The Madness of King George
The Madness of King George
The Madness of King George
The Madness of King George
The Madness of King George
Exit King George and Slinking Courtiers
The Madness of King George
The Madness of King George
The Madness of King George
The Madness of King George
The Madness of King George
The Madness of King George
Exit King George and Slinking Courtiers
Tuesday, January 20, 2009
Trinity
-What Bush’s greatest accomplishment?
-Massive transfer of wealth from middle and lower classes
to his base buddies already swimming in bucks.
-Is that unusual?
-Only wedded to fierce belief that it benefitted
all of us.
-But that’s bullshit!
-Evidently not to George. Jesus, Trickle-Down, and Larceny.
-Ah the Republican Trinity!
-What Bush’s greatest accomplishment?
-Massive transfer of wealth from middle and lower classes
to his base buddies already swimming in bucks.
-Is that unusual?
-Only wedded to fierce belief that it benefitted
all of us.
-But that’s bullshit!
-Evidently not to George. Jesus, Trickle-Down, and Larceny.
-Ah the Republican Trinity!
Labels: Bush, Republican, tax cuts
Monday, January 19, 2009
Sunday, January 18, 2009
Tourist
Whole place smells like piss, but they got whole buncha statues in the square--
among the cobbles lined with horseshit. So, they were something once.
Whole place smells like piss, but they got whole buncha statues in the square--
among the cobbles lined with horseshit. So, they were something once.
Labels: past glory, tourist
Saturday, January 17, 2009
Dreamt of In His Philosophy
-Breaking dawn!
-Ouch! Hafta be violent in that too?
-Just an expression, break of dawn...daybreak.
-Oh yeah? Well everything is. That's the trouble.
-Breaking dawn!
-Ouch! Hafta be violent in that too?
-Just an expression, break of dawn...daybreak.
-Oh yeah? Well everything is. That's the trouble.
Labels: linguistics
Friday, January 16, 2009
Feel the Hate
So in TX,SC
other High
Beacons,
75-90% of
white vote
to McCain.
In LA, white males
vote Obama
10% !
So in TX,SC
other High
Beacons,
75-90% of
white vote
to McCain.
In LA, white males
vote Obama
10% !
Labels: presidential vote
Thursday, January 15, 2009
Citizen Kane Anticipates Modern Wall Street
"I want to make sure that decent hard-working people in this community aren't robbed blind by a pack of money-mad pirates, just because they haven't anybody to look after their interests."
"I want to make sure that decent hard-working people in this community aren't robbed blind by a pack of money-mad pirates, just because they haven't anybody to look after their interests."
Labels: Citizen Kane, Wall Street
Wednesday, January 14, 2009
Crooks
-Obama wants huge billions to pry things loose.
And the rich, through their Republican lackeys,
are screaming about higher taxes.
-No higher taxes. Let‘s just have them bring back their
offshore money. It’s the amount that should be taxed,
not the rate, that must be in question.
-Are you calling them crooks?
-I’m calling them crooks.
-Obama wants huge billions to pry things loose.
And the rich, through their Republican lackeys,
are screaming about higher taxes.
-No higher taxes. Let‘s just have them bring back their
offshore money. It’s the amount that should be taxed,
not the rate, that must be in question.
-Are you calling them crooks?
-I’m calling them crooks.
Labels: offshore, tax evasion
Tuesday, January 13, 2009
In the Present Cubism
or Reality TV,
bachelors in pursuit
of "Feelings" (not
to be thought fake).
& they'd screw
a snake.
or Reality TV,
bachelors in pursuit
of "Feelings" (not
to be thought fake).
& they'd screw
a snake.
Monday, January 12, 2009
The Re-Branding Boys
-Well, we stole the country blind under Republicans.
-Please! Take more!
-But kick back, Gombahs!
-A given.
-And now under Dems?
-We're turning green.
-Re-branding?
-Why not? The suckers still line up, bushel baskets full.
-But just stealing under GOP. Now we have a cause!
-Yeah, the environ-fuckin-ment!
-Well, we stole the country blind under Republicans.
-Please! Take more!
-But kick back, Gombahs!
-A given.
-And now under Dems?
-We're turning green.
-Re-branding?
-Why not? The suckers still line up, bushel baskets full.
-But just stealing under GOP. Now we have a cause!
-Yeah, the environ-fuckin-ment!
Labels: Democrat, Green, Republican
Sunday, January 11, 2009
My New High Sierra Backpack
Took it to Health Food Store.
Found I could fit everything in
but a faded hippy. Hey it
does everything but shake my
dick after pissing. + has
cell phone pocket! Or
is that the same thing?
Labels: backpack, cell phone
Saturday, January 10, 2009
Banking Melodrama
-They're trying to find out where the money went
that Santa Pauls give us.
-Let 'em spin on this finger, like whatchallit,
Floating Dervishes.
-That ain't what they're called.
-Yeah, well we don't know much but we know one thing.
-How to fuck John Q?
-Bingo!
-They're trying to find out where the money went
that Santa Pauls give us.
-Let 'em spin on this finger, like whatchallit,
Floating Dervishes.
-That ain't what they're called.
-Yeah, well we don't know much but we know one thing.
-How to fuck John Q?
-Bingo!
Labels: bankers
Friday, January 09, 2009
Dickens Up To Snuff
Required is Thomas Gradgrind
gauging No Child Left Behind.
Required is Thomas Gradgrind
gauging No Child Left Behind.
Thursday, January 08, 2009
The Modern
Elders sent me to Harvard Business School.
Learned how to provide better accounting strategies for oil production.
And I now can help culturally as well.
A week back a girl was stoned. Revered tradition, of course, but we can change it slowly.
Unfortunately not a good case to spotlight since she deserved it.
Elders sent me to Harvard Business School.
Learned how to provide better accounting strategies for oil production.
And I now can help culturally as well.
A week back a girl was stoned. Revered tradition, of course, but we can change it slowly.
Unfortunately not a good case to spotlight since she deserved it.
Labels: stoning
Wednesday, January 07, 2009
At the Stoning
I stared.
After, de-
ploring it by
force of wit.
A form of riches,
righteousness
after facts.
Enough, and
you age
revered.
For some reason.
I stared.
After, de-
ploring it by
force of wit.
A form of riches,
righteousness
after facts.
Enough, and
you age
revered.
For some reason.
Labels: stoning
