Thursday, December 24, 2009
Rocco and Sandy Andy Anarchist
ROCCO
Behavior of Republicans on this Health Care Bill is a treasonous disgrace!
ANARCHIST
I’d say a boon! They withhold their services. Unlike the whores they usually are. Whereas the Democrats are willing to service clients even beyond what’s been paid for.
ROCCO
Oh well, you’re down on all government, preferring even more chaos.
ANARCHIST
I’d say leave them alone to gouge their earmarks only, something like a ballfield in one’s district named for you? Expensive but harmless.
ROCCO
So? No difference between the parties? Try and sell me that one!
ANARCHIST
Never said that. Democrats stir their rancid stew. Republicans spin their Fool’s Gold.
ROCCO
Uh huh? How about some specifics?
ANARCHIST
There are none. Oh I will give the Dems a slight edge. A few of their more harmless ideas actually work. No Republican idea has ever worked. Ever. A spotless record! But massive failure has never deterred oratory.
ROCCO
So anarchy is the only answer, hey? Let’s go to Hell in a handbasket!
ANARCHIST
We’ve arrived there and the sulphur totally stinks! Let’s extract!
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Rocco argues with all persuasions in S Philadelphia.
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No posts till 1/5
ROCCO
Behavior of Republicans on this Health Care Bill is a treasonous disgrace!
ANARCHIST
I’d say a boon! They withhold their services. Unlike the whores they usually are. Whereas the Democrats are willing to service clients even beyond what’s been paid for.
ROCCO
Oh well, you’re down on all government, preferring even more chaos.
ANARCHIST
I’d say leave them alone to gouge their earmarks only, something like a ballfield in one’s district named for you? Expensive but harmless.
ROCCO
So? No difference between the parties? Try and sell me that one!
ANARCHIST
Never said that. Democrats stir their rancid stew. Republicans spin their Fool’s Gold.
ROCCO
Uh huh? How about some specifics?
ANARCHIST
There are none. Oh I will give the Dems a slight edge. A few of their more harmless ideas actually work. No Republican idea has ever worked. Ever. A spotless record! But massive failure has never deterred oratory.
ROCCO
So anarchy is the only answer, hey? Let’s go to Hell in a handbasket!
ANARCHIST
We’ve arrived there and the sulphur totally stinks! Let’s extract!
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Rocco argues with all persuasions in S Philadelphia.
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No posts till 1/5
Labels: Anarchist, Democrat, Republican
Wednesday, December 23, 2009
True Gauge
So from nested quirks
you judge those
of others.
Never bringing them up.
Labels: judgement, personality, quirk
Tuesday, December 22, 2009
Midwest Republican on CSPAN
The Old Hates in
slower draughts.
Race, for one, not
to the swift.
The Old Hates in
slower draughts.
Race, for one, not
to the swift.
Labels: Race, Republican
Monday, December 21, 2009
Station Manager and Reporter
-So, switching formats. From right wing zany radio to--?
-Soft Rock. Our studies said we were losing demographic under fifty. And, by the way, we always strove for a balance, so your right wing comment...
-Uh huh. Sure. Listeners’ guts so torqued with hate, they can't
shit. So, you may lose the laxative accounts, but you’ll pick up
cosmetics, cyber stuff and, concert promotions, etc. Unfortunately, of course, your staff spewers hafta go. Shame! All their unctuous-grease promos for Rush and Sean!
-Some not comfortable with the new format, and therefore...
-They’ll find gainless employment elsewhere. No problemo!
Ever try to listen to AM at night here. It’s to the right of Hitler–
and they haven’t even started on the Jews yet. So maybe your ex-employees’ll put them over the top--pick up a furnace sponsor or two.
-You’re an opinionated young man. I’ll be afraid to read this article.
-Nah. Don’t be. It’ll end up press release boilerplate. Don’t worry! But I do let everything fly on my blog. Unfortunately that’s only read by my mother and six or seven Lefties just as bat-shit crazy as your old Righties.
-So, switching formats. From right wing zany radio to--?
-Soft Rock. Our studies said we were losing demographic under fifty. And, by the way, we always strove for a balance, so your right wing comment...
-Uh huh. Sure. Listeners’ guts so torqued with hate, they can't
shit. So, you may lose the laxative accounts, but you’ll pick up
cosmetics, cyber stuff and, concert promotions, etc. Unfortunately, of course, your staff spewers hafta go. Shame! All their unctuous-grease promos for Rush and Sean!
-Some not comfortable with the new format, and therefore...
-They’ll find gainless employment elsewhere. No problemo!
Ever try to listen to AM at night here. It’s to the right of Hitler–
and they haven’t even started on the Jews yet. So maybe your ex-employees’ll put them over the top--pick up a furnace sponsor or two.
-You’re an opinionated young man. I’ll be afraid to read this article.
-Nah. Don’t be. It’ll end up press release boilerplate. Don’t worry! But I do let everything fly on my blog. Unfortunately that’s only read by my mother and six or seven Lefties just as bat-shit crazy as your old Righties.
Labels: Talk Radio
Sunday, December 20, 2009
Saturday, December 19, 2009
Kids Say
Should explore
such a place.
Brochures show off
much that's new.
Shiny and pressed,
folks seem to dress
up for dinner,
though a hip snackbar’s
an option. Something
for everybody, uh huh--
Chef Andrew, Culinary
Grad, covering the bases.
Bingo appears to be
compulsory. This
last a wisecrack
in despair.
Labels: retirement
Friday, December 18, 2009
Legislature
After all
this apparent
sound and fury,
the boys and girls
remain bribed and
boosters say Right!
That insures diversity of
interests. Coy, but Wrong.
It insures the interests
of the wealthy, thus
most powerful in this
totally corrupt system.
They reference Freedom and
Constitution. But, as been
pointed out universally
The Devil can quote Scripture.
Labels: Legislature, representative, senator
Thursday, December 17, 2009
Conservative All Over The Nanny State
For sure don’t require her but
’ll grab what Nanny proffers ‘n
even more! Gouging every
freakin nickel. Just
don’t want you to.
Bad for your soul, already
so depraved--not
the least by
Original Sin.
Labels: Conservative, Nanny State
Wednesday, December 16, 2009
For Now
Not a bad time
to be a Jew.
Democrats in.
Code rants spew
from nuts on Right & not
from mainstream pols.
Tuesday, December 15, 2009
Prejudice Is Shorthand
Key words triggering
whole codes in a super
universe of reinforcing
sarcasm. One seeks friends
there for tender fulfillment.
Labels: prejudice
Monday, December 14, 2009
TV Debate Recipe
Mix Liberal Harpy w/ Conservative Harpy.
Add their milkier male counterparts trying
to keep things from plunging off a cliff.
Fold in a resonant mediator who has nobody’s
respect, for reasons obvious to a child or idiot.
Labels: Conservative, liberal, TV Debate
Sunday, December 13, 2009
Dual Vanity
On Homes-TV, get-
ing couples coo re
twin bathroom sinks
where they’ll adjust
face in married club-
biness. Uh huh.
Better she mid solo
bathroom, unguents
ranked in magic.
Tools, also, clean.
Plus, not the least,
a private throne
upon which
contemplating
whatever
thrust her hence.
On Homes-TV, get-
ing couples coo re
twin bathroom sinks
where they’ll adjust
face in married club-
biness. Uh huh.
Better she mid solo
bathroom, unguents
ranked in magic.
Tools, also, clean.
Plus, not the least,
a private throne
upon which
contemplating
whatever
thrust her hence.
Saturday, December 12, 2009
“This Time I’m Gone for Good”*
False alarms practically forever
& then somebody truly walks.
You want the phone to ring
& don’t, or the duck-out
to show, or not. Aw what
the fuck! at last you must
proclaim to yourself, I need
to get on in this
Cavalcade of Crap.
*Bobby Bland
Labels: relationship
Friday, December 11, 2009
The True Religion
Righties coo
over president’s hawk-
kish views
accepting Nobel.
A temporary truce
since he’ll refuse
their proffered sacrament
of perpetual war.
Labels: hawk, Nobel, presidential debate, Right Wing
Thursday, December 10, 2009
Finance Bigtime
The money exists on computer screens.
Treasury sends it forth. Banks do their
insane dicing. Some say Ponzi.
Whatever. Illusion, at least in greater part.
So what is real? Nothing much. Can we
go on this way? More than probably...
with hiccups. But it’s all crazy and
dangerously so! Uh huh. Successful
people will take demented routes.
Can nations? Stay tuned.
Wednesday, December 09, 2009
Severity May Come To Thee
Far-out Liberal
mounts a chair
and leads us
in cheers, ostensibly
for ourselves. Pocket
meetings follow where
dogmas talked over.
Interminably.
Far-out Conservative
bashes us with The Bible.
Those unbloodied still
risk execution for dis-
agreement or timidity.
Under both, posing agree-
ment forestalls grief,
usually. Mistakes made
and followers wasted.
They die for Truth.
Far-out Liberal
mounts a chair
and leads us
in cheers, ostensibly
for ourselves. Pocket
meetings follow where
dogmas talked over.
Interminably.
Far-out Conservative
bashes us with The Bible.
Those unbloodied still
risk execution for dis-
agreement or timidity.
Under both, posing agree-
ment forestalls grief,
usually. Mistakes made
and followers wasted.
They die for Truth.
Labels: Conservative, liberal
Tuesday, December 08, 2009
Evolution
Tea Partiers ripen,
elected to office, find
some few attendant con-
undrums not so delicious-
ly partisan. Retire in a huff
to Hilton Head, shoving out
The Jews. Not as
forceful as all that.
More of a Gentle-
men’s Agreement
gradually, smilingly
enforced. Good
Will bristling.
Tea Partiers ripen,
elected to office, find
some few attendant con-
undrums not so delicious-
ly partisan. Retire in a huff
to Hilton Head, shoving out
The Jews. Not as
forceful as all that.
More of a Gentle-
men’s Agreement
gradually, smilingly
enforced. Good
Will bristling.
Labels: Gentlemen's Agreement, Jew, Tea Partiers
Monday, December 07, 2009
Karzai: U.S. must have patience*
We all need more.
Except the sucker.
*CNN
We all need more.
Except the sucker.
*CNN
Labels: Afghanistan, patience
Sunday, December 06, 2009
Celebrity Peccadilloes
intensely analyzed
by a public who
should duck
stones instead.
Oh well, hypocrisy
the Golden Mean.
intensely analyzed
by a public who
should duck
stones instead.
Oh well, hypocrisy
the Golden Mean.
Saturday, December 05, 2009
Is It Granada I see or Only Asbury Park?*
Most live and die
in AP. As Shaw
sez if you don’t get
what you like then
you better like
what you get.
*At Long Last Love
Most live and die
in AP. As Shaw
sez if you don’t get
what you like then
you better like
what you get.
*At Long Last Love
Labels: Asbury Park, Granada, Shaw
Friday, December 04, 2009
Beef Recall Omitted Schools
Hey kids strong with hell
of a immune system! So
they can easily ingest
filth and germs. Prepare
them for adulthood. Al-
ways the idea, no? Besides
symbolic value of children
upholding our particularly
toxic brand of Capitalism.
Labels: beef recall, Capitalism
Thursday, December 03, 2009
Advice
PRs adjure
Get it all out!
Public loves
forgiving.
Including 1-
nighters
other party
has forgotten?
& they’ve forgotten
themselves?
Labels: PR
Advice
PRs adjure
Get it all out!
Public loves
forgiving.
Including 1-
nighters
other party
has forgotten?
& they’ve forgotten
themselves?
Wednesday, December 02, 2009
Ripened Crisis
If a commonsense solution,
I don’t want to hear it. Or
any other type. The time
has lapsed for any
solution at all, if one
existed. We must extract
with the appearance of saving
face. Fools prefer disaster from
their safe distance. Theory
most often operating thus.
Labels: Afghanistan, crisis
Tuesday, December 01, 2009
Star Worn
Send 30,000 more
or none? The Empire
hasn’t got a fuckin clue.
Democrat, Republican,
This much is true:
The Empire
hasn’t got a fuckin clue.
Makes no difference what you do
when The Empire got no fuckin clue.
Makes no
fuckin
difference.
Nowhere.
No way.
After, they’ll spin,
but you can’t
shine
shit.
Labels: Afghanistan
