Thursday, July 31, 2008
The Moral Search
“I’m looking for pics
showing Fascist French
generals surrendering
in haste to Germans.”
“Google Democrat.”
“I’m looking for pics
showing Fascist French
generals surrendering
in haste to Germans.”
“Google Democrat.”
Labels: Democrat
Wednesday, July 30, 2008
Rocco & Another Republican
ROCCO
Hey! I caught another! Only about seven Republicans in South Philadelphia, and I got one here!
ANOTHER
Consider yourself blessed.
ROCCO
Listen! Bush is heading for the exits and the big debate question is: Worst president, or Buchanan holds onto the title?
ANOTHER
Let’s be a little patient. Maybe we can nudge the Socialists aside who write the history books. Just maybe he’ll be ranked okay.
ROCCO
Well, don’t make the case now. I’m really not seeking to embarrass you.
ANOTHER
Uh huh?
ROCCO
And really, the more transcendent question is how much have Republicans stolen over the past eight years? Are we in the high billions range? Maybe a tril?
ANOTHER
Democrats don’t steal?
ROCCO
Awkwardly! Never as great an art form. We’re like Grandma Moses to your Michelangelo!
ANOTHER
Uh huh. Off the subject, Presidential might surprise you.
ROCCO
Not at all. Same theme. Grand Theft Ohio. Will it be enough this time?
ANOTHER
What you call theft, I call creativity.
ROCCO
Michelangelo, encore!
South Philadelphia’s Rocco, holding many opinions on varied subjects, disparages all things Republican .
ROCCO
Hey! I caught another! Only about seven Republicans in South Philadelphia, and I got one here!
ANOTHER
Consider yourself blessed.
ROCCO
Listen! Bush is heading for the exits and the big debate question is: Worst president, or Buchanan holds onto the title?
ANOTHER
Let’s be a little patient. Maybe we can nudge the Socialists aside who write the history books. Just maybe he’ll be ranked okay.
ROCCO
Well, don’t make the case now. I’m really not seeking to embarrass you.
ANOTHER
Uh huh?
ROCCO
And really, the more transcendent question is how much have Republicans stolen over the past eight years? Are we in the high billions range? Maybe a tril?
ANOTHER
Democrats don’t steal?
ROCCO
Awkwardly! Never as great an art form. We’re like Grandma Moses to your Michelangelo!
ANOTHER
Uh huh. Off the subject, Presidential might surprise you.
ROCCO
Not at all. Same theme. Grand Theft Ohio. Will it be enough this time?
ANOTHER
What you call theft, I call creativity.
ROCCO
Michelangelo, encore!
South Philadelphia’s Rocco, holding many opinions on varied subjects, disparages all things Republican .
Labels: Buchanan, Bush, Ohio, Republican theft
Tuesday, July 29, 2008
A World in a Toilet*
Excrement & paper clogs.
The vulgar scream Stink!
but squeezing your nose on-
to the rim, pinching other nos-
tril, allows
you to relish the higher
porcelain horizon.
cf Iraq
Excrement & paper clogs.
The vulgar scream Stink!
but squeezing your nose on-
to the rim, pinching other nos-
tril, allows
you to relish the higher
porcelain horizon.
cf Iraq
Labels: horizon, Iraq, wjtbdrawal
Monday, July 28, 2008
Republican gets up & goes to work in the morning;
Democrat goes down to mailbox to pick up his check.
-according to Florida GOP spokesman.
Well, that can require a little effort!...
mailbox could be outside in rain, etc.
Whereas Republican Wall Streeters
only have to wait for Uncle Sap
to bring in the bailout, bowing
and scraping.
Labels: bailout, Democrat, Republican
Sunday, July 27, 2008
The Pretty Girl
They'll never outlaw the pretty girl.
One in a commercial this instant, for-
get the inane scenario & useless product.
Unfair to girls my mother labeled plain.
Visiting Yale just after women admitted,
my son remarked They don’t hafta
look this bad. (The black carnation in
the armpit didn’t help.) But, many gals
get it every which way, don't they?
A man can resemble the asshole
of a southbound yak. Given a balance
sheet, lovely women will grace
his hirsute presence.
They'll never outlaw the pretty girl.
One in a commercial this instant, for-
get the inane scenario & useless product.
Unfair to girls my mother labeled plain.
Visiting Yale just after women admitted,
my son remarked They don’t hafta
look this bad. (The black carnation in
the armpit didn’t help.) But, many gals
get it every which way, don't they?
A man can resemble the asshole
of a southbound yak. Given a balance
sheet, lovely women will grace
his hirsute presence.
Saturday, July 26, 2008
Variation On a Theme, Not
Well, let's try again.
Don't change a thing!
We're on track this time
for sure!*
(As carpenter said to helper:
When I move my head, you hit it.)
*We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking
we used when we created them. -Einstein
Well, let's try again.
Don't change a thing!
We're on track this time
for sure!*
(As carpenter said to helper:
When I move my head, you hit it.)
*We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking
we used when we created them. -Einstein
Friday, July 25, 2008
Federal minimum wage rises to $6.55 today (AP)
Police agencies have been warned of
wild, even Dionysian, celebrations
in the streets. Actually
could be some sort of popping-off among
our most Capitalistically Ground-Down.
But probably not. Too Depressed.
European countries call it
The Wage of Decency.
Such language!
Police agencies have been warned of
wild, even Dionysian, celebrations
in the streets. Actually
could be some sort of popping-off among
our most Capitalistically Ground-Down.
But probably not. Too Depressed.
European countries call it
The Wage of Decency.
Such language!
Labels: minimum wage, Wage of Decency
Thursday, July 24, 2008
Homage to Atwater-Rove
Somewhere Along the Line
he'll say something I've
thirsted to hear & I'll use it
to destroy him. Dear God! cry
his apologists, that idea
ripped from context. He
meant the opposite! Uh huh.
Drysdale used to hit a guy,
say in the small of the back,
then hit him in the exact spot
next time up. Insure
he'd be remembered.
Somewhere Along the Line
he'll say something I've
thirsted to hear & I'll use it
to destroy him. Dear God! cry
his apologists, that idea
ripped from context. He
meant the opposite! Uh huh.
Drysdale used to hit a guy,
say in the small of the back,
then hit him in the exact spot
next time up. Insure
he'd be remembered.
Wednesday, July 23, 2008
The Big Small Town Banker
-The law as it's written now means we can absolutely
ruin this sonofabitch!
-Congress is working like hell to change it. Even Republicans!
-You mean back-stabbers. Well, anyway, too late for him.
I want him out on the street with his fat wife and bawling babies.
-Sounds like a cartoon.
-Life is a cartoon, or haven't you noticed?
-The law as it's written now means we can absolutely
ruin this sonofabitch!
-Congress is working like hell to change it. Even Republicans!
-You mean back-stabbers. Well, anyway, too late for him.
I want him out on the street with his fat wife and bawling babies.
-Sounds like a cartoon.
-Life is a cartoon, or haven't you noticed?
Tuesday, July 22, 2008
& It's Said Republicans Have None!
As more and more big
bourse firms go on the dole,
a coarse banker's crack on
Americans "whining" re-
veals not GOP policy,
but, rather, soul.
Monday, July 21, 2008
Sunday, July 20, 2008
Reflecting on the month I got culture
& the marvelous applicability plus
ecstatically mixed-media thrust
of the phrase artsy-fartsy.
& the marvelous applicability plus
ecstatically mixed-media thrust
of the phrase artsy-fartsy.
Labels: culture, mixed media
Saturday, July 19, 2008
Ah the Awful Rowing
towards horizons
of least fire,
receding ever.
towards horizons
of least fire,
receding ever.
Friday, July 18, 2008
Lowerings
Police despise serving
eviction notices. Hey! Look
to the ultimate privatizers,
Bush & Cheney. Tell slumlords
to hire mercenaries.
Police despise serving
eviction notices. Hey! Look
to the ultimate privatizers,
Bush & Cheney. Tell slumlords
to hire mercenaries.
Labels: eviction, mercenaries, privatizing
Thursday, July 17, 2008
Senatorial Monolog
Descent of America begin when they give the woman the vote and
the nigrah the bicycle. And now everybody the fuckin TV!
Who sent this drink? What gentleman? That's a lobbyist!
Didn't yuh see the backwards-growin’ teeth? Like snake’s.
Well, anyway, tell him to keep 'em coming! I'll eat dinner on him too.
Look! have your spick right now take out these barstools on both sides.
I need room! And, plus, don't wanna hafta hear no beggin’ and whinin’ neither!
Descent of America begin when they give the woman the vote and
the nigrah the bicycle. And now everybody the fuckin TV!
Who sent this drink? What gentleman? That's a lobbyist!
Didn't yuh see the backwards-growin’ teeth? Like snake’s.
Well, anyway, tell him to keep 'em coming! I'll eat dinner on him too.
Look! have your spick right now take out these barstools on both sides.
I need room! And, plus, don't wanna hafta hear no beggin’ and whinin’ neither!
Wednesday, July 16, 2008
Honor Among Thieves
-Daddy, a girl at college had a Harpers. You're pretty much
described as a thief. Are you?
-Yes! A thief against Communism! A thief against godless
queers of the democrat party! A th--
-My generation usually stops short. Cool. Thanks for your time.
-I want to be shot! I want to be a martyr! Important for you to know!
-Rich one anyway.
-Daddy, a girl at college had a Harpers. You're pretty much
described as a thief. Are you?
-Yes! A thief against Communism! A thief against godless
queers of the democrat party! A th--
-My generation usually stops short. Cool. Thanks for your time.
-I want to be shot! I want to be a martyr! Important for you to know!
-Rich one anyway.
Tuesday, July 15, 2008
Bush officials' 'lack of recall' thwarted Tillman, Lynch probes *
Bright enough guys. High
schools & colleges must
start offering memory
programs.
*McClatchy
Bright enough guys. High
schools & colleges must
start offering memory
programs.
*McClatchy
Monday, July 14, 2008
Fly Upon the Fetid Wall
CHAIR
Greetings all! Although our estimable Miss Adinolfi is present
with her trusty recorder, I'm asking her to not to turn it on.
I'll get together with her after this meeting to work out
the minutes.
At any rate, the board has decided that the bonus structure
is the same as last year's.
AL
Well, that puts it to me. I had a much better year thus far.
Be edging close to four mil on the formula.
CHAIR
The formula doesn't work anymore. Not since the government has
taken us over. So, looks like three million for you again this year.
AL
Well, anyway, I'll bite the bullet in the knowledge that
Uncle Sap is paying.
CHAIR
We're moving very quickly on this, because some Congressmen
are making noises to cancel bonus payments etc.
AL
Never trust a politician who won't stay bought.
CHAIR
That's some old-fox smile there, Albert. Outgrowing, even,
the matter discussed.
AL
It's just that I relish getting it up John Q's ass.
CHAIR
Shhhhh!
AL
And relish further giving him an extra patriotic hump for all the Lefties
out there who are now being raped to pay my salary and this bonus,
however less than generous!
CHAIR
Meeting adjourned. Miss Adinolfi, bring your notebook
up here, please.
CHAIR
Greetings all! Although our estimable Miss Adinolfi is present
with her trusty recorder, I'm asking her to not to turn it on.
I'll get together with her after this meeting to work out
the minutes.
At any rate, the board has decided that the bonus structure
is the same as last year's.
AL
Well, that puts it to me. I had a much better year thus far.
Be edging close to four mil on the formula.
CHAIR
The formula doesn't work anymore. Not since the government has
taken us over. So, looks like three million for you again this year.
AL
Well, anyway, I'll bite the bullet in the knowledge that
Uncle Sap is paying.
CHAIR
We're moving very quickly on this, because some Congressmen
are making noises to cancel bonus payments etc.
AL
Never trust a politician who won't stay bought.
CHAIR
That's some old-fox smile there, Albert. Outgrowing, even,
the matter discussed.
AL
It's just that I relish getting it up John Q's ass.
CHAIR
Shhhhh!
AL
And relish further giving him an extra patriotic hump for all the Lefties
out there who are now being raped to pay my salary and this bonus,
however less than generous!
CHAIR
Meeting adjourned. Miss Adinolfi, bring your notebook
up here, please.
Labels: bailout, mortgage, socialism for rich
Sunday, July 13, 2008
It is not the criminal things that are the hardest to confess, but the ridiculous and shameful. -- Rousseau, Confessions, 1770
A few actual criminal problems in there
he squirmed out of, but the Big Man
suicided over his latest young woman
laughing at him, scorning his manhood
by taking up with young, slick bums,
minimum wagers if maximum...whatever.
A few actual criminal problems in there
he squirmed out of, but the Big Man
suicided over his latest young woman
laughing at him, scorning his manhood
by taking up with young, slick bums,
minimum wagers if maximum...whatever.
Saturday, July 12, 2008
In the GOP News
Stop whining! Up-
sets pickpockets.
Stop whining! Up-
sets pickpockets.
Friday, July 11, 2008
System's Called Capitalism
It's economic, not connected with
our political or moral life, really,
except by forced metaphor
of oily Babbitts. At any rate,
no virtues its way. We could
easily exist under Socialism
or a something else unknown.
Western Europe seems to prosper
under a more mixed system, for one,
medical care far superior. & a right.
So don't hand me sacrosanct horseshit,
anymore. Capitalism is kind to many,
brutal to more. Free Markets (sigh)
also Fuck Markets. My odd cure, though, is to let
it fly! Complete laissez faire. Belay decayed
hypocrisy! Capitalism should be interested in only
the bottom line. No gestures towards
Little League or charity golf tourneys,
or underwriting safe art & drama. Or any-
thing to do with alleged public good.
To counter the inevitable bull market in
the antisocial & rapacious, we need
strong regulation, overseen by
professionals, not legislators
who are bribed so regularly it con-
stitutes our most vitriolic joke. So?
If this latest reform fails, then
let's try Socialism. Oh I know
that the party leaders 'll
place their kids in the top schools,
gaming as corruptly, but...we're talking,
by then, about the nation’s abject
despair. Last stop before bloody revolution,
now insanely courted by government & their
Capitalist gombahs daily.
It's economic, not connected with
our political or moral life, really,
except by forced metaphor
of oily Babbitts. At any rate,
no virtues its way. We could
easily exist under Socialism
or a something else unknown.
Western Europe seems to prosper
under a more mixed system, for one,
medical care far superior. & a right.
So don't hand me sacrosanct horseshit,
anymore. Capitalism is kind to many,
brutal to more. Free Markets (sigh)
also Fuck Markets. My odd cure, though, is to let
it fly! Complete laissez faire. Belay decayed
hypocrisy! Capitalism should be interested in only
the bottom line. No gestures towards
Little League or charity golf tourneys,
or underwriting safe art & drama. Or any-
thing to do with alleged public good.
To counter the inevitable bull market in
the antisocial & rapacious, we need
strong regulation, overseen by
professionals, not legislators
who are bribed so regularly it con-
stitutes our most vitriolic joke. So?
If this latest reform fails, then
let's try Socialism. Oh I know
that the party leaders 'll
place their kids in the top schools,
gaming as corruptly, but...we're talking,
by then, about the nation’s abject
despair. Last stop before bloody revolution,
now insanely courted by government & their
Capitalist gombahs daily.
Thursday, July 10, 2008
The Specialist
-Let's not bullshit anybody, I'm really black. Like inside of
cave, like shoe polish. I mean, I don't send much light back, except
from my stereotypical big teeth. Yahsuh! Yahsuh boss! Yahsuh!
At any rate, lighting will have to be even, and really penetrate, to show
I have a nose and mouth.
-I believe we can handle that. What do you offer besides...?"
-Sit angled behind your candidate. Wave flag, banner, whatever you
want. Or just react to what he says. I do a totally great slowwww-
sarcastic, for one. Damning the sleaze-bag opposition all the while
candidate murders ‘em!
-How much?
-It's three large for Democrats and five for Republicans.
-Why more for us? I... !
-Need you ask?
-Let's not bullshit anybody, I'm really black. Like inside of
cave, like shoe polish. I mean, I don't send much light back, except
from my stereotypical big teeth. Yahsuh! Yahsuh boss! Yahsuh!
At any rate, lighting will have to be even, and really penetrate, to show
I have a nose and mouth.
-I believe we can handle that. What do you offer besides...?"
-Sit angled behind your candidate. Wave flag, banner, whatever you
want. Or just react to what he says. I do a totally great slowwww-
sarcastic, for one. Damning the sleaze-bag opposition all the while
candidate murders ‘em!
-How much?
-It's three large for Democrats and five for Republicans.
-Why more for us? I... !
-Need you ask?
Wednesday, July 09, 2008
"Surge Truly Working"
In Florida,
prunes.
In Florida,
prunes.
Tuesday, July 08, 2008
Ohio Vote Again
Sheriff Kelsey Nardo of Cuyahoga County, Ohio, still can't
find truckloads of Ohio's '04 presidential votes. "They've gone
missing, and it's three weeks now and not a lead, and...
well, how can this happen?"
The votes were on their way to the new state repository in Niles,
where Professor Status Appwell says, "We're all abject here.
Scholars would appreciate this treasure a hundred years
from today!"
The Professor then sounded a wry note. "Ohio! Where
the individual's vote is stolen twice!"
(Informed of this quote, Louisiana State Senator Nick Andrews-Heckler
laughed, “Twice? Hell, we’d just be getting started down here!”)
Monday, July 07, 2008
Mud Slides
in one of the world’s
largest garbage heaps
have wiped out Guatemalans.
They were better offed
by Death Squads,
courtesy of quicker CIA.
in one of the world’s
largest garbage heaps
have wiped out Guatemalans.
They were better offed
by Death Squads,
courtesy of quicker CIA.
Sunday, July 06, 2008
true diva's most recent plastic surgery
quite miraculous indeed:
she went from ball-breaker
to--with facial skin st-
retched,
erection.
quite miraculous indeed:
she went from ball-breaker
to--with facial skin st-
retched,
erection.
Saturday, July 05, 2008
Ironies Abound
So Why dwell thereupon?
Indulging the literary
bent, and both.
So Why dwell thereupon?
Indulging the literary
bent, and both.
Friday, July 04, 2008
July 4, 2008
Celebrate the present
clusterfuck? Let's say true
resilience to
extract again,
despite the 18th
Century words.
And because of them.
Celebrate the present
clusterfuck? Let's say true
resilience to
extract again,
despite the 18th
Century words.
And because of them.
Thursday, July 03, 2008
Notes on The Bible–GOP Revision
1st drive moneychangers
I N T O
Temple
1st drive moneychangers
I N T O
Temple
Wednesday, July 02, 2008
Congressional Inquiry
American Pirates
wear business suits
testifying
to elevated aesthetics
of “freedom” and un-
fettered markets. If
their barbarous conduct
reaches Supreme Court,
“Justice” further greases
The Gouge Machine
from sea to shining etc.
American Pirates
wear business suits
testifying
to elevated aesthetics
of “freedom” and un-
fettered markets. If
their barbarous conduct
reaches Supreme Court,
“Justice” further greases
The Gouge Machine
from sea to shining etc.
Tuesday, July 01, 2008
The Sublime Annals of American Ignorance
-Was a guy on the radio last night really pissed about
Barack Hussein Obama.
-What’s his problem? Anyways, I don’t give a shit about this Ay-rab crap.
He’s a half-nigger and that’s a half too much for me.
-He said that after a dirty bomb goes off, do you want Barack Hussein
Obama, or John Sydney McCain?
-Sydney? That’s a Jew name, right?
-Think so.
-Some fuckin choice!
