Saturday, June 30, 2018
Two Extraordinarily Consonant Republican Advisors Bottom-line New Supreme Court Possibilities,
-No Jew.
-Amen!
-Or mouthy woman!
-Goes without saying.
-Faggot?
-Looking for lisped opinions?
-No more fun. We got our guy!
-Knows his law, does he?
-Just enough to do what the fuck
he’s told!
Labels: fixed choice, joke of law, judicial independence, Supreme Court
Friday, June 29, 2018
Democrats,
returning the screwing after last
Supreme Court Appointment stolen?
Nope.
Tweedy Professors can't fight…
already balancing mini Danish
on the wrist whilst the hand cradles
Earl Grey…
All that's quite enough at once! don’t
you think?
And against totally nasty pieces of work
called REPUBLICANS?
Well Vegas won't bother with odds there.
Doesn’t even resemble a bet!
Labels: Democrat, political strategy, profs, Republican, soft, strategy
Thursday, June 28, 2018
Mummies Still Found
No such thing as History.
Rather Continuing Present
kills 6 million Jews
as we speak
of ballscores and
Girls So Pretty
involved in the stands!
Trail of Tears, too, endless.
(Quite short in jollity that!)
Alexander the Great
In Pique
best friend newly murders.
His harrowing regret
remains dangerous
as we tweak
our errands
and calls.
And stores
and parts.
Impossible to sort all
that’s loaded on our carts!
Labels: ego, genocide, grammar, history, Holocaust, language, present, present tense, time
Wednesday, June 27, 2018
The Uninvited
Les never invited to events, great or small.
He went anyway.
None of this I wouldn’t go where I wasn’t
comfortable!
“Ever-comfortable” could be his moniker.
His Monica never invited either.
She threatened to picket!
At any rate, know any UNcomplicated
relationships?
Not enough there: just having one social
shortcoming in common, you’d think?
You’d be wrong.
Again!
Besides, life is changing!
Leary, School Guard, and his present wife, Dells, fellow guard and former twirler, have invited them to a “Bloody Mary Breakfast Bash” prior to the Morningside Thanksgiving Game.
All pack of course.
Labels: drinking, guns, packing, party, school security, security, social life
Tuesday, June 26, 2018
The Art of Never Arriving
served him,
if tediously.
Presently
retired,
he plays new
games with
grandchildren,
iron-ruled.
Labels: artistic style, games, literary style, style, time
Monday, June 25, 2018
Girl, Boy
-Have you ever been declared
legally dead?
-By lover or physician?
-Let me think. Both?
-Twenty-Vaguely-Ten! John Barleycorn, too, strongly vying for my affection and treatment!
-And he obviously won!
-Only in the long run. Turning gay
upped my game in the short one.
-Made it more flamboyant, bet
you that!
-Man does not live on bets alone.
-You wagered you die and you lived!
-What’re the ODDS?
-I’d guess even up either way.
-You’re a woman...and I’m thinking
about switching back.
-Never on my dime!
Labels: alcoholism, gay, legally dead, sex switch
Sunday, June 24, 2018
What to do if your name’s a pun
Are you Dunne?
Then wipe yourself!
Yes, a blinding witticism!
How to sidestep such brilliance
generally
when learning to be truly nice
enables scores of these?
The language proving
enemy despised!
Labels: "wit" in America, bullying, pedestrian
Saturday, June 23, 2018
The Mishmash of Clear History
Pickup For______
-Is there anything for me?
-Nothing you haven’t already supplied
yourself.
-Where’s the fun in that?
-We’re not children, needing surprises
to go on.
-Says who? Speak for yourself John Alden!
-Triangular love resonates during Indian Wars?
-We needed myths to counter actual
Trails of Tears.
-Now they’re saying you can’t be an illegal on stolen land!
-And that continues resonating in this nation of sore losers!
-Best American trait is smiling through
while eating shit!
-That in Constitution?
-Beautifully phrased! Exquisitely declared!
-I’m beginning to cry!
-They love that! Do the Fascists.
-Speak for yourself, Joe Goebbels?
Labels: American Indians, Fascism, genocide, Indian Wars, Puritan, Trail of Tears
Friday, June 22, 2018
Going For It
This was the agreed-upon timeframe.
And he skated for the win!
In one solid year he screwed literally
everything up. Not easy, but an ARTIST!
Last assignment planning a birthday party for our fussy and perpetually unhappy friend.
Who cried at the end because it proved so warmly tasteful and totally exquisite!
So, lost the record! Crushing for those of
us knowing people!Labels: irrational, predictability, screwup, total surprise
Thursday, June 21, 2018
Speaking Over Time
-What could be new with Your Weirdness? You shifted shapes and even sex.
-Childsplay.
-Oh? The rest of us left gasping in the dust!
-Easy not to be. You’re from here as
am I. Our starting and finishing point.
-But I feel like Buck Rogers and the
Temple of Doom!
-Yes. I can sense that groaning and mechanical sepia-ness. Amusing light.
-I’ll settle for doing just one of the miraculous things you’ve done!
-Why bother? Already suffocatingly
old hat
-Indulge me! Or I’m left with nothing!
-”Nothing” has already decided that.
-That final? You’re drawing a long bow!
-There’s only one. Like me...you’re
from here.
-So?
-You can no longer be from here. All life
and its language comes from that original fact. Straitjacket!
-Can’t be changed!
-Must! Meet me tomorrow. I’ll show you new chains of vowels.
-Uh huh? The brand new life hatched from language?
-It has been anxiously sounding itself as we sound here
-And it will fail as I will fail again!
-Not this time!
Labels: Creation, invention, language, new, shape shifting
Wednesday, June 20, 2018
Republican Immigration Jollies
A Dialog
-This country wasn’t built
by men afraid of terrorizing
a few Spick Tykes!
-Ja wohl!
Fellow-
Fascist-
Fuckbrain!
Labels: breaking up families, Fascists, imprisoning children, Republican, Republican Fascists
Tuesday, June 19, 2018
And what a one is she! And what a one is she!
What Cliff Forgot
The feeling more than haunting.
Yet...excruciating vague.
He was forgetting something.
And important!
He rechecked his personal diaries.
And especially his “long book”
where he taped in doctors’
appointment cards.
Nothing.
Recited the doggerel patterns
by which he recalled birthdays.
Gretchen was an hour late!
He remembered that she had to put
her kids on a bus to DC for a special
trip!
Anyway, she eventually ran through
all the cyber nags she had set up for
him on his laptop.
It became time for Mrs Reardon--
the second occasion in his career!--
maybe merciful retirement approaching!
Anyway, she the equal to any slit-eyed
prosecutor!
After all of this, Cliff called clean!
But the haunting has become a harrowing!
He purposely lunches alone…in the
disgraceful junk-room!
AND THEN IT CAME TO HIM!
So he--not panicking--scales the timeframe back from 24 to 12!
Informs Dr Abernathy on his cell, who laughs
“Sounds like somebody a trifle overwhelmed!
Completely understandable.”
So...and thus...Cliff had to digest the news, and...whatever...stipulated further.
As Chloe.
Not easy, to say the least, a Ditz!
Unredeemable!
Labels: forgetful, organization, personality, sex, sex role
Monday, June 18, 2018
The Woman Who Maintained She Didn’t Give a Rat’s Ass
-Save in passion!
insisted her literate boyfriend.
-You’ve noticed! Finally!
-I believe so. I’m...never quite sure
just WHAT I’m noticing with you.
-Easy! My complete abandonment to the grimy-
low-down gods of seedy and disgraceful love.
-All THAT?
-Go further with that thread!...when YOU’RE
merely getting your rocks off!
-I’m doing such, but with an overwhelming
ardor for you the whole time!
-Uh huh? Sounds like a love poem, or
some other sheer bullshit!
-What more can I do to make you believe
that I…?
-Just never lose your role in the battalion of
sexual morons!
-Yes Commander!
Labels: attitude, frankness, gentle, literate, love, Romance, sex
Sunday, June 17, 2018
Endless Trivia & Pretty Bras
Am I the man whose wife is looking for him?
Perpetually.
But not to be found mid Reader’s Digest
aphorisms, next to Hardware.
Nay, of sterner stuff am I!
For example: I wish to live by the side
of the road and be a friend to man.
The “man” ‘s generic. Includes women.
Except! I’m making an exception.
Let the gals have their endless trivia
and pretty bras, and more power to ‘em!
Vive la difference!
Labels: attitude, female, male, marriage, proverbs, sayings
