Thursday, March 31, 2022
Girls juswanna
have fun!--SO swee-EEET!
Unluckily, Worlds keen
for WOMEN, so stow away
prom programs&Betsy-Wetsy:
Get to work!
Labels: dolls, fun, girls, women, work
Honored
-Lived everywhere!...honored in two places.
Gotten OLD! What's best thing you remember?
-Mommy reading to me.
Labels: everywhere, honors, Mother
Coincidence
Professor of some flighty shit, so IRONY
in all that he ORATED! Enough for her,
thus showed she him the door!
“Good luck!” she cooed. “I truly hope
you meet the doting whore you crave!”
Generous, no? But he steamed out and in-
to Catsup Mini. Not easily, too fat for such little
car! Her lovely Hyundai SUV quite soon after
spoke to her: Caution! Near all I-4 Interchanges!
She told it ”Fuck off!” Radio comes through with pancake recipe
as she maniacally drives.
If you can hear this, PROFESSOR, well HERE’S
your IRONY and fuckin FATE!
She crashes barricade on high bridge, topsy-turvs
then meets catsup mini, roof to roof. He never knew
what hit him! Or who. Indeed, anything else…
Strangely enough, Pancake recipe kept trying
from the mangled mess.
She walks with 2 canes presently, will buy
Dealership next month; thereafter fund yearly
award named for flat Prof she once loved:
“...Literary Innovation.”
Labels: argument, auto accident, coincidence, professor
Wednesday, March 30, 2022
KEEP OFF THE GRASS!
Signs, then. Beats, we
smoked on with
a vengeance!
Showing THAT shit-world
what we thought of it! High
fuckin sentiments! Truly!
You think?
We proved Morons in the end but never mind.
Labels: beats, class, grass, hippies, marijuana, rebellion
Almost Screaming,
Murph informs Tilly that "I Don't give a shit what you or anybody else says! You're my woman now and I'm your man! And I can wait it out FOREVER!"
She whispers "Who said anything about Waiting?"
Labels: couple, dialog, love, vow, waiting
Brown-Eyed
Getch nearly takes the door off its hinges, so
angry he forgot the last thing he wants to say to…
"…straighten me out?" Dianne softly laughs,
push-rocking a heavy kitchen chair to a spot
where sun gets in. Mr Brown Eyes arrives to place
his head upon her lap. His clicking along
the tiles still hangs in the air now. Somehow…
You’ll be disappointed too. I forgot to buy your
box of treats rushing back for the asinine fight!
But he just wants to be with her.
Labels: anger, dog, love, self, spat
Tuesday, March 29, 2022
end
-(sings) I'll take you home AGAIN, Kath...
-Another stupid song?
-I thought...your name being K...?
-My mother Irish, father kike.
-Oy! Begorah!
-I hate you!
-Witless, it's a leap for you.
Labels: dumb, incompatible, Irish, Jewish, wit, witless
Rocco & Dr Joe-
from Jersey City.
-So, Doc Joe: Gaslight any ditzes lately?
-Just the wife.
-I rem Hysteria shoving her first.
-Now she doesn't know Thursday from Buffalo.
-Too cold!
Rocco from S Philly knows everything. Has faked too.
Labels: Medical Gaslighting, Rocco, s Philly
Perchance to...
She went out screwing
while I dreamed of her.
Returned too hot to bother.
Labels: dream, infidelity, sex, sexual
Wit from certain 1/4s
MAGA-1
What’s cost Holocaust anywayz?
MAGA-2
Today’s dollars: 49.87!
MAGA-1
Round it Fifty Bux?
MAGA-1
Agree!
Labels: Holocaust, MAGA, Right Wit
one morn
Give her blathering
no credence then so she
tells me check my impedance
& underpants i'm not that informed
i her say you're getting there she intones cutely
observe this bone! i josh she missed it so
she lies her strongest suit some beauty!
Labels: logic, love, tech, truth
Monday, March 28, 2022
Cynic1&2
1/So passed he,
with priest
mumbling last rites
& our Bud buying
whole Bag?
2/Yup. Catholic
Blivet-Belief!!
1/Mercy on his alleged soul!
--but more things dreamt than
our philosophy they say.
2/ Name one!
Labels: Blivet, Catholic, cynical, Last Rites, religion
inexplicable
Golden Ages
Golden Age of Chinese Art
by Hugh Scott pub 1967.
Senate GOP Leader, in
days more responsible
than rapaciou$. & with
Government by Riot
less admired.
Now Colt-Dolts
& their Karens
must exist. So? Hey!
continue laying down, True
Republicans! Laughing hard
up sleeve at all quaint Hughs!
Thusly, embracing Imbecile
& Master Card.
Labels: Chinese Art, Government By Riot, Hugh Scott, intellectual, Karen, on-the-take, Republican
Sunday, March 27, 2022
Double Plays
Jilly Rendogh
Tinkers “for-
Evers” to Chance
this new guy. Old
One pulling tricks!
Labels: Baseball, Game of Love, lovers, Modern Love
'scuse
Ideas
Abounding for April
In lovely script,Christian sentiments--
profound or pablum--
on jouncy wall plaques.
Guards in Buchenwald,
and Auschwitz, in Philly's
Graterford “Experiment”*, still
celebrated Easter with
wives and
children.
*Many Graterford Prisoners, forced to speak to Jesus and never to each other: lonely, went insane.
Labels: Easter, Holocaust, PhiladelphiaExperiment, prison
Saturday, March 26, 2022
Lowest
Bitsy Tripp face-
cloths mini tits,
re-checking too, ragged panties.
Contract has stipulated latter
for whenever she alto-saxes--
as “Ragamuffin-Filth!”
TRASH COMPLETE!
her beloved band. She spritzes
vodka over breasts. They stay
bare per agreement, so she desires
them less cool against her instrument.
Later, Handlers will ease her
past spotlit-perverts begging
to lick them. Midst
the hazy melee
leaving the stadium!
Labels: Metal, Metal Trash, Perverts, T&A
Crazy
pee
fell from a tree
I went on to
get PhD
in it
New Book
-Called?
-“Wit For Nitwits”…helping Righties to...
-White of you!
-Thanks. How-to persuade others
without employing guns!
That all? What's left?
LEFT merits softer approach.
Hysterical
laughter of some joyless
women disturbs one
room in Hell.
Devil avoids
for his nerves
Shorthand
I go to work; you leave.
Got it! For now I slide your…down.
Now mine!
The Horror!
My best yet.
A+!
But I’m to depart this nest?
No.
Friday, March 25, 2022
dinghies
Rinzy Kerrigen peddling
Encyclopedias door to door
encounters Admiral’s Daughter
by the water!
She of course grabs his dinghy as per ditty. Admiral pissed!
But WTF, she’s adult(?)!
Given more time, Rinzy knocks’er-up,then lies. He sells Fords now. Triesbeing hubby. (They’ve married.)
In one of her Drama fits, loses Baby. Really sad…but so what? say you: True Relationshipsproceding from grounds similarly seedy.
“In books maybe!” she says. Divorces him.
Dealership loves him coaching Little League.
Great PR. Given this line, they meet again.
Planning to remarry.
He’s getting to look so very old! Not she.
Again, lives down by the water she, so watch your d****y!
Thursday, March 24, 2022
Man who scared himself
beset by night terror thing.
Such an ingrown fool!
One harrowing eve his
hands clamped neck--
(not tool?) Docs say you simply
can’t kill yourself like this!
(or some such med-dreck).
But he did.
"Rebel w/o a
Cunt!” remarked Letty--(Lefty-Letty)--
to herself. Re latest gyneco-
logical operation.
Channel 7’s “News For Entire Valley”
preferred male doc explaining ALL.
“My twat on TV? Thanks but no thanks!
They overstate everything!” Tall,
never married. “Hey! Socialism needs
more answers too, but it’s humane!”
Choices
Millicent Mauro enjoyed
two daughters by men
pretending. Boys, then,
she had brought up. Both
shot at Poker
near Celebre’s. So,
alone, though
Star in her “Bum
of the Month Club” begs
to marry. Nope!
No more raising children
claiming they’re men! Grimy
Apts where both died
ordered sealed by new mayor,
a Black, but compliant one
for once!
Wednesday, March 23, 2022
Switchers
Total Prick
marries Sweetest Thing Imaginable!
Worked out better than predicted. But 1/2 way in
he loses 1/2 his marbles.
Whereupon she straps on Balls, like, BUTCH!
Takes lessons in the Bass notes. He
completes
switch
by lisping!
Jubilee!
Wanted'a sing
O say can you see...
@ Queen Victoria's Golden Jub-
but they spat "Fuck you
bloody YIGHKK!
Peddle your Freedom-Shit elsewhere!"
Now that was hardly CRICKET!
But they had Kipling-esque DUTY-RESPONSIBILITIES (Log-
book enumerates) t'insure Sun na'er set on their shovin'it
up the worldwide ass a'comic WOGS!
Compactest Departure
m/You got shit you came with?
f/So thoughtful your inquiring!
m/My middle name.
f/And all this time I thought was PRICK!
m/Yours being ICE?
f/Not that nice.
m/So leave!
f/I'm GONE. But final gift t'you: Jettison those underpants!
Stink!
m/Your's ROSES?
F/By comparison? Whole Garden!
__________________________________________
...and on and on etc...want fog-shit-sweetsy-pie-pie-resolution?
Goto Hallmark Channel then!
Tuesday, March 22, 2022
Privacy in Dance
Ona Alderfree danced
orgiastically in the stacks
of Boulder's CU Library
after it had closed for the day.
Her husband, two-faced-vile
Bible-Thumper'd tell her
Repent! Whore! Meantime
had no qualms
jerking off to Psalms 27:1.
It can go these ways midst
dour or sunny Christianity.
And its exhausting
Miscellany of Sins.
So, Fear not, Atheist.
Try to brighten up when pissed AND HOW!
There's no celestial aid available just now.
So why should you
when no one does?
"I don't know what this means!"
-Laugh's
best thing 'bout me!
-Lousy epitaph.
-You think true?
-Unlike YOU!
Rands Twice
Randal Murkin lurched,
then passed away.
Pathologist surmised
Cancer of the Whichever.
She searched his history on the Web
to check his meds primarily.
All okay, though from
another Rands, laying
hundred miles distant.
No time now! Remains
this way forever.
Mallorca's Horse Pimps
Monday, March 21, 2022
MGT Song
convenes in Conference Rm at Bide-a-Bit.
They eat--being charitable here--like slurping pigs.
Much burping, farting. other reeking noises.
Then they hoist “decisions” re screwing
old folks here. Whereupon
finishing with Coffee
strong enough to stand on.
Running outa
vile things to say,
Hateful Rupert met
Gloria Day.
Short work for her!
She left him week
later: Begging!
“Men are such
Dick-headed bores!”
opined she to new
bi-buddy, Ingrid Getz.
“Can assure you!”
answered Ig, “With us’ll
just get better and better!”
“Are we then Whores?”
“That’s PhD!--we must strive
to pass Comprehensives.”
Well…got time on his/her sides.
LOK
meets in Ginger’s and my
apartment 1st Thursday
of each month.
“Libtards for Open Carry?”
(We’re open enough to
getta kick from Conservative
“Wit.”) So okay, though
new group’s deadly serious!
Liberals sans limos, but never
again lacking guns. Hey! over-
many of our gracious ilk’ve lost
lives to armed, imbecilic dicks ere
now! Thus’ll be “Draw! McGraw!
Let’s just SEE who’s quicker!”
Putons
-She put on ‘bout putting out! FRAUD!
-You offer t’initiate then?
-Pope a haughty Catholic?
-Not if you’re a naughty one!
-Relax! She resists!
-And?
-Gained fulfillment through Faith!
-Chaste still?
-For lo these many many years!
-My!
-Sister Veronica. And prays for me.
-You surely don’t deserve it, Pal!
-Main idea of Christianity: Better a sinner repenteth
than switch from analog to digital!
-Thank God I’m Jew!
-We left a few.
Sunday, March 20, 2022
in Consevative or Liberal
hacks, Scripture answers
nothing. Since Nothing
talks back.
Let's Twist Again!
ART SCHOOL BOMBED
That PAINT
in twisted tubes
puts all of us in danger!
So-lively women wish
another chance to pose again
like they did last summer.
Sleeps
Hennesy told Rouhls he’d
countenance no further SHIT
re The Big Sleep! Time
comes, he’d tell it screw itself!
It did arrive as he,
still pissed, expired with-
in the garden. St Fran welcomed him
then Henns expected no less!
souls
war gods
hava heluva time
differentiating
'tween lust
& Patriotism
in interim
kids die
no matter
way it rolls
Saturday, March 19, 2022
Fled
-So Laursy gone?
-Save for her cheap scent
garbaging up the garage,
-Evening in Pittsburgh?
-Or the like in garden spots!
-Reserving all comment since you two
always reunite. With tears and fresh
professions of some strange shit
mislabeled LUH-uve!
That was then.
Was it?
Love being ALONE! Worth its
weight in purest gold!
And her?
Meets pals for lunch! First shaking her
phoney-tender ass through revolving door!
Pretty picture!
For next sucker, yes!
-Sounds final!
-Bet real money on it!
