Sunday, December 31, 2017
Language of Friends
You think!
-Thank you! I so yearn for your approval!
-You’re gonna die and won’t know what
the fuck happened!
-Does anybody? Besides, you any better?
-Worse!
Labels: control, control freak, friend, friendship, vulgarity
Saturday, December 30, 2017
American Greatness in Miniature
babies from Yemen or some
fuckin place!
-Are they black?
-Just as bad.
Labels: American, American Prejudice, black, Race, Yemen
Friday, December 29, 2017
A Life and Death Matter
-Well, he’s finally at peace!
-How do you know that?
-I’d hate to think that Death
doesn’t end Life.
-Never hate to think anything!
-Oh?
-For example, I’m thinking of
...a sandwich.
-I see.
-Meatball and Peppers.
-TWO!
Labels: at peace.friends, death, life, sandwich
Thursday, December 28, 2017
Brace
I loved Ada because she wasn’t crazy
That steady state changed, though,
under the influence of her girlfriends.
NPT-Feminists.
No Prisoners Taken.
Soon our relationship became a debate.
And I responsible for the sins of my
boorish brothers.
Well, a relationship is tough enough
without one party discovering
The True Faith.
Coincidentally, Faith has entered
upon Ada’s Exit.
Her name.
She’s hilarious!
Labels: faith, feminism, men, personal relations, radical, relationship, women
Wednesday, December 27, 2017
Returning
They meet after a long while,
returning gifts to Home Depot.
Later, their serving Elf had lost
a couple of steps at Santa's
Coffeehouse, so she remarks
"We were such Idiots!"
"Age appropriate."
"I don't think I like that.
It implies I'm never really
calling the shots."
"You dance. We danced."
"I'd like to try The Lindy."
"Just need a partner."
"Not really."
Labels: breakup, dancing, Fate, regret, relationship, retrospective
Tuesday, December 26, 2017
Love and War
Gen and Austin pride
themselves on their
quirks.
Agreeing that two
neurotics don't make
a true crazy.
But Gen has begun wondering
if they do.
Their last quarrel escalated
so, and the sex after was
rushed and awful.
Finally, Austin makes the
case for their sanity as
both refuse to die for the
“cause” in a war with the
dogpatch nation who insulted
our Executive and Congress.
Patriotism reputed to be
the last refuge of the
scoundrel, but our two
meretricious branches
cycling well past.
Labels: Congress, couple, crazy, Dogpatch, Executive, meretricious, neurotic, patriotism, war
Monday, December 25, 2017
Here and There
“Some Yule!
Grunting at stool!”
Said by 2 simultaneously.
Geraldine Tell Roselli and Hgg74.
Two planets, two festivals.
Allow some translation freedom.
Rhymes a wilderness!
Otherwise too complicated,
not to mention different stinks.
Labels: body, Christmas, festivals, planets, simultaneity, translation
Sunday, December 24, 2017
The Professor At the Bar
-Wonderful!
-But Life gave his laughter an acid tinge.
-Sad-bad.
-Died of an Acute Sarcastinoma!
-Never heard of one of those.
-They're all around.
-I must watch, uh...?
-whither thou goest!
-That too.
Labels: bar talk, death, experience, sarcasm, tone
Saturday, December 23, 2017
In Heaven and Earth
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio,
Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
Hamlet died.
Seldom certain.
But Horatio slides
in the same
halfass manner by
the centuries.
Most-GOD HELP US!-
are both.
Labels: Hamlet, Horatio, indecision, know it all, Philosophy
Friday, December 22, 2017
WAKING UP DEAD
mused
“6s and 7s,
pretty much
like always.”
The Woman Who Woke Up Dead
insisted
“I can still get revenge!”
Labels: dead, man, revenge, sameness, Woman
Thursday, December 21, 2017
The Institute of Emergency Insurance
announces
“CALCUTTA”'
Now available in major American Cities!
For pennies a day
Never again fear dying in the streets
like a mangy dog!
The body folks step over on the way to Church
will never, ever,
be yours!
Labels: advertising, destruction of safety net, dying in street, inequality, poverty
Wednesday, December 20, 2017
Belief
-You seem to be fuzzy as
to the country where you’ll be
Ambassador. Is it in Europe?
-I believe so.
Labels: Ambassador, Congressional Hearing, party, payoff, Political Appointment, Political Loyalty
Tuesday, December 19, 2017
Multiplier Effect
Put a total sabotaging asshole in charge
of a government agency.
Payback to him and huge contributors.
Havoc ensues!
Payback, then, of an emotional sort to his fellow crazies!
Bought and sold, no?
How ‘bout y’all?
Let me answer with a question.
Can you live here without being bribed?
In the Land of the Free and the Home of the Br….
Labels: bribery, payback, political sabotage
Monday, December 18, 2017
The Infernals
I couldn't be exiled
while renouncing, so
bought some time with
Ahb, the local devil.
The examiners asked
pointed questions, but
the old Catholic priest
topped them later.
Did I participate in
a Circle Jerk with Satan
and a party not to be
named?
That got me gleeful, so
I offered to name the
third party, but the judges
wouldn't hear of it!
The Infernals of Oceania
would be next, and none
present knew a thing about
them.
I'd make them up and the
judges would quickly be on it,
and insist my exile papers
be signed and stamped.
So , leaving these silly
asses imminent!
Acutally, Rononsofol more
to my liking.
Even though they're, too, in
a fit of renunciation presently.
But there everybody says
FUCK IT ALL! quite early
and stages orgiastic parties.
The younger people everywhere
in this galaxy scoff at the
various devils, but will find
out something of the kind
is necessary.
Labels: devils, evil, future, renounce, Satan, trial, witness
Sunday, December 17, 2017
Charitable Cycle
The Man Who Sought Forgiveness
from the woman seeking
same.
That didn’t work, so they essayed
strangers.
Who, immediately pissed, eventually
gave
them something
to forgive.
Labels: couple, cycle, forgiveness, strangers, timing
Saturday, December 16, 2017
Edgy
is this years “Mistress of Whine.”
Ask any of the hundreds who fled
Farmer and Mechanics Theater
before her performance ended.
Or the one judge, Harlow Epps,
who fainted.
Coaxed to advise whining hopefuls,
Beatz laughed “Be yourself!”
Labels: competition, grating, nerves, whining
Friday, December 15, 2017
Justice? Soul?
having fought riff raff
lives against
becoming whole
frauds, get no
jive medals, none-
theless.
Labels: awards, fraud, jive, Justice, medals, rewards, soul
Thursday, December 14, 2017
Rival
and asked Ambrose.
“Only I have met him. University abandoned
him when fed money dried up. Anyway, Pete...!”
“The man-sized penguin?”
“Bigger. He fuckin LOOMS!”
“He lives up there?”
“You could call it that.”
“Do you.. talk?”
“Holds up his end.”
“Amazing!”
“You heard him coming back from his swim.
They let him use Heckherd Pool.”
“Least they could do!”
“By the way, lusts after human females,
especially your Sally-Jo.”
“I’ll warn her to beware of feathered dongs!”
"Laugh on Macduff! Ever hear of tickle games?”
Labels: feathers, government research, penguin, sex, tickle games
Wednesday, December 13, 2017
To the “Journalists”
into arguing against
His Eminence and tru-
ly becoming thus
the story.
Uh huh?
Three Card Monty:
always lose.
Labels: authority, cards, gambling, journalism, sucker, Three Card Monty
Tuesday, December 12, 2017
Naked Parade
Hoogah Boogah
splits our
multirace community,
oldsters bringing
special horrors,
so Council braids
an age limit.
Daniel Slats objects.
relishes the screaming
at him mid snares and
bugles and power-
ful majorettes.
DACHAU DANNY.
LONG AND SKINNY!
SUCH A WING-
WANG THING!
And the little children’s
mocking dances as he leers.
They persist
till overtired
and crying
every year.
Labels: children, concentration camp, Dachau, naked, parade, ritual, sex, taboo
Monday, December 11, 2017
Sobering
announces Marcy.
Drink after work.
Jennifer and Ruth doubt.
Morphs into five each as guys buy
Gals finally agree men bastards!
Marcy leaves...realizing propaganda
from Female Front.
Bit tipsy. Heels clatter.
Fleeing into his arms! Yes ! This last time!
Folding there, ah!
But they’re occupied.
Labels: breakup, female, makeup, over, Romance, work
Monday, December 04, 2017
Cycle
-Sought help?
-Seemed to seek THEM! A Cadillac-full
of psychiatrists and social workers!
-Aided our warriors-two?
-Yeah, that fighting pair learned from them the language to describe what shits they are!
-An outcome, anyway.
-No, that was Divorce!
-Presently in fresher loves?
-As long as the new victims attend to psycho-babble.
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Labels: divorce, language of psychology, marriage, psychology, relationship
Sunday, December 03, 2017
God’s Gift to Women
No jest.
Kvetching fe-
males missed
his Miracle
of Divine
Largess!
Labels: fired, lecher, sex, womanizer, workplace
Saturday, December 02, 2017
When I read something intriguing,
with others, so
let it go.
May return
posing as
something else
in order
to. I don’t
lack disguises,
additionally.
Labels: act of reading, reader, reading
Friday, December 01, 2017
Point
-By whom?
-Not important!
-Seems to me it…!
-He had set the whole thing up.
-To what end.
-To make a point.
-WHAT POINT?
-Know that, know everything.
-Don’t tell me if you find out.
-How come?
-I enjoy staying pissed!
Labels: aimless dialog, anger, clarity, confusion
